Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka
man kiya.
Sab taraf
Match box dhoonda, par kahi nahi mila..
Aakhir me B-)niraash hoke CANDLE bujha ke so gaya...

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob Baja

Vidai Ke Samay DULHE Ka Mob Baja,

DULHAN Ne Thapad Maar Diya..

Ringtone Thi-
Dil Me Chupake Pyar Ka Armaan Le Chale,
Hum Aaj Apni MAUT Ka SAMAN Le Chale:)

Man in God's Shop : What Do U Sell

Man in God's Shop : What Do U Sell ?
God : Whatever Your Heart Desires..
Man : I Want Success & Hapiness..
GOD Smiled & Said : I Sell Only Seeds Not Fruits.;)

Rowdies 9 - Sab Q-tiyapa hai !

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Funny but true.. read....laugh

Funny but true.. read....laugh

Read it.. You Will Say me "Thanks" For Sharing This Story :-)

A little Indian Boy wanted Rs50, so he prayed 4 weeks, but nothing happened.
Finally he decided 2 write a letter 2 God requesting Rs50.

When post office staff received a letter addressed 2 God, they forwarded it 2 the President.

... ... President was so amused, she instructed her secretary 2 send the little boy Rs 20.
As she thought Rs50 would be a lot of
money for him.

The little boy was delighted with Rs20 & decided 2 write a thank u note 2 God.


'Dear God, Thank u very much 4 sending d money. However,
I noticed dat u ev sent it through 'Rashtrapati Bhavan' (Through Government Building) & those corrupt donkeys ate my 30 rupees! :D'

Hope U Will Share It Too And thus Give Your Friends Some Good Laugh :p

Without your love my days are

Without your love my days are: sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday.

What is The Minimum Area With Maximum decoration

What is The Minimum Area With
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GIRLz FACE...:D;)

Reply sms : 'SACH KA SAMNA'

'SACH KA SAMNA'
Jawab sirf HAA ya NAA me dena hai.
Aapke liye 1 sawal:-
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Kya Aapne Bhikhari ke Katore Se Chillar Churana Chhod Diya?
Himmt h to rply karo.

Daru Pine K Liye Kisi Ko Force Nahi Krna Chahiye

Advice-

Daru Pine K Liye Kisi Ko Force Nahi Krna Chahiye

Qki
Agr bychance kisi ne Haan kr di toh ....

Bad Me Kam Pad Jati hai :p

Reply Sms Plz ye msg wapas snd jrur krna aj wishday h

Plz ye msg wapas snd jrur krna
aj wishday h
agr aap ye padh rhe ho to apki wish puri hogi
wish mango or 4wd kro
agr 3msg waps aye to aapki wish puri:)Trust me.

Mam(boy se)

Mam(boy se)-
Kaha h copy
Kaha h pen,
Boy-jbse tumhe dekha h kya copy or kya pen.
Tere Mast-mast 2 NaiN,
Mere dil ka le gye chen,
Gayab h copy or kho gya h pen