Fantastic quote

Fantastic quote:
"A tongue has no bones,but it can break a Heart..
And also that a tongue has no glue but it can heal a broken Heart..good evening:D

1 HATHI 1 COW AUR 1 GADHE me behes ho rhi thi k kaun best hai

1 HATHI
1 COW AUR
1 GADHE me behes ho rhi thi k kaun best hai.?

Hathi: Me bhari saman uthata hu

Cow: Me dudh deti hu

Kuch to bol teri bari hai..$

Unmarried boy : Mujhe shadi nahin

Unmarried boy : Mujhe shadi nahin karni, mujhe sab aurton se darr lagta hai..Married man: Shadi karlo fir 1 hi aurat se dar lagega, baaki sab achhi lagegi.

Kuvare roj ye sochte hai

Kuvare roj ye sochte hai..
"tajmahal banana hai par mumtaj milti nahi"..
Aur shadi shuda sochte hai..
"tajmahal banana hai par mumtaj marti nhi..b2

Stromae - Alors On Danse (English version)

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"I have walked many miles in my life

"I have walked many miles in my life..
I really dn't care how many miles are left for me.
But Iam happy that I met u before my journey ends...
Gudevening:D

Wo kaun he jo laakhon croro ki baate karte he

"Wo kaun he jo laakhon croro ki
baate karte he,

par unke pass 1 phuti kaudi bhi

nahi he" ??

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Accounts Ke Student

2Mchr Bate Kr Rhe The.

2Mchr Bate Kr Rhe The.

1st Bola-Mai Dctr Bnuga.

2ndBola-Main Engineer Bnuga.

Itne Me Aurt Ne MoRTIN Jla Di.
Mchr Bo le - Sali Ne Career barbad kr diya.

Punjabi is a mathematical language

Punjabi is a mathematical language.

Dil v 13
80 v tere.

Hor 10
ki haal A 13?

11 nu ainj nae 27 da.

Ok G
ijazat 2

32 bujhao
te
100 jao.

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka

Sardar ko rat me cigarete peene ka
man kiya.
Sab taraf
Match box dhoonda, par kahi nahi mila..
Aakhir me B-)niraash hoke CANDLE bujha ke so gaya...