Naughty SMS Biwi raatko kpde utarte hue,tirchhi

Biwi raatko kpde utarte hue,tirchhi nazar se Santa ki taraf dekhte hue boli-"Pata h na ,kya krna h?"
Santa:Dimag ka dhai mat kr, m raat ko kapde ni dhounga..:p

Naughty SMS Male v/s Female Brain.

Male v/s Female Brain.
Female BRAIN Thinking
20% Jewelry
20% Shoping
20% Money
20% Enjoy
10% Fuck
10% Kitchen care.

Male Brain

99% Fuck
&
1% how 2 FUCK.

Degi MIRCH KA TADKA, ANG-ANG Fadka..

SEX TIP.. Jab bhi aap Condom ka prayog kare to usme 1 spoon Degi mirch daal le.
Ye aapko aur zyada uttejit karega. 'Q ki Degi MIRCH KA TADKA, ANG-ANG Fadka..

Naughty SMS Father Watchng FTV Sudenly Son Came

Father Watchng FTV
Sudenly Son Came

Fathr diplomaticaly said-Garib Ladkiya Hai, Kpde Lene K Liye B Paise Nai Hai
Son:Iss se B Garib chahiye to CD hai mere pas.

Patni: tumhe patta hai swarg me patti aur

Patni: tumhe patta hai swarg me patti aur patni ko satth nahi rehne dete.
Patti: pagli tabhi to usse swarg kehte hai.

'Maa' kya hoti hai?

'Maa' kya hoti h?
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papa ki sbse aakhri wali setting..
Har bar emotional hone ki jarurat nhi Hai..;):)

Jholi."Mubarak" Ho"aapko yeh "HOLI"

Punam" Ka Chand Rango" Ki Doli
Chand Se "Uski Chandni Boli
Khushiyon Se Bhar" De Sabki Jholi."Mubarak" Ho"aapko yeh "HOLI"
"Happy Holi.

Lamha-Lamha zindagi gujar jayegi, *kuch* der baad *HOLI* aayegi

*Lamha-Lamha zindagi gujar jayegi,
*kuch* der baad *HOLI* aayegi,*

Abhi se hi badhai le lo,*
Warna fir ye badhai aam ho jayegi.

*HAPPY* * HOLI*

HAPPY Holi 2012

Na CALL se
Na Card se
Na GIFT se
Na POST se
Na EMAIL se 1 din. phle
Direct
;+""+.+""+;
+ DiLse +
"+. .+"
"+"
HAPPY Holi
2012.
(.....)

gud mrng

BHOOT ne tapsya ki

BHOOT ne tapsya ki,
GOD khush hokar bole-BETA tujhe kya chahiya?
BHOOT-Mujhe SEXY ladkiyon ka khoon pina hai.
GOD-TATHASTU. Ja whisper ban ja...

A Boy Touched Hand of His Girlfriend & Said: U R SO HOT BABY

A Boy Touched Hand of His Girlfriend & Said: U R
SO HOT BABY..
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Girlfriend Slaps & Say:
104 bukhar hai Muje aur tumhe Kaminapan Soojh
Raha Hai.