Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date wid his gf, suddenly his frnd cums nd luks at his gf nd says:
"Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi";):D

Funny SMS on zero DANDRUFF ad

Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

Reply SMS I m expert in ___________ ??

I m expert in ___________ ??

1. FashiOn/style
2. LOve
3. Flirt
4. Giving respect
5.talking
6. Studying
7. Caring
8. Friendship..
Reply must.
Cn ripli wi

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke naak mein ja rahi hai toh aapne roka kyun nahi :/? Patient: pehle cockroch gya tha maine socha use pakdne ja rahi hogi

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga
"Banglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle"
Air hostess:hello sir..B silent
Sardr"Ok, anglore aya anglore aya alle alle"..:p

Iss saal ka sabse zalil SMS

Iss saal ka sabse zalil SMS=

Ladka: Jaanu mai tumhe subah se sham aur sham se subah tak pyar karunga..!
Ladki: Jaanu to fir mai tatti kab karungi?

Sardar was Reading Financial Times Headlines

Sardar was Reading Financial Times
Headlines
"Microsoft Buys Yahoo Messenger 4 $8.5 billion.."

He says
"O Teri:O, Khareeda Kyun:/, Download Kar Leta pagla."

Punjabi SMS Kisi ka accident dekhne pr expressions

Kisi ka accident dekhne pr expressions- U.S-OH my god PAK-ya allah Africa-o la la Australia-got a hit... punjabi-oo vajeya bhen da yaar...hor chala tez

Naughty SMS Biwi raatko kpde utarte hue,tirchhi

Biwi raatko kpde utarte hue,tirchhi nazar se Santa ki taraf dekhte hue boli-"Pata h na ,kya krna h?"
Santa:Dimag ka dhai mat kr, m raat ko kapde ni dhounga..:p

Naughty SMS Male v/s Female Brain.

Male v/s Female Brain.
Female BRAIN Thinking
20% Jewelry
20% Shoping
20% Money
20% Enjoy
10% Fuck
10% Kitchen care.

Male Brain

99% Fuck
&
1% how 2 FUCK.

Degi MIRCH KA TADKA, ANG-ANG Fadka..

SEX TIP.. Jab bhi aap Condom ka prayog kare to usme 1 spoon Degi mirch daal le.
Ye aapko aur zyada uttejit karega. 'Q ki Degi MIRCH KA TADKA, ANG-ANG Fadka..