Naughty SMS Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_ 3 times daily.

Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_
3 times daily.

Lady clerk-
7 din tak koi seat khali nhi he, tab tak tum chaho to mere ghar reh skte ho..

funny steve jobs

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funny steve jobs

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Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear

Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear of same color for husband. Husband-y same color, ppl wil think I nvr change underwear. Wife-which ppl? total silence

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date wid his gf, suddenly his frnd cums nd luks at his gf nd says:
"Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi";):D

Funny SMS on zero DANDRUFF ad

Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.

Reply SMS I m expert in ___________ ??

I m expert in ___________ ??

1. FashiOn/style
2. LOve
3. Flirt
4. Giving respect
5.talking
6. Studying
7. Caring
8. Friendship..
Reply must.
Cn ripli wi

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke

Dr: Jab aapko pata tha chipkali aapke naak mein ja rahi hai toh aapne roka kyun nahi :/? Patient: pehle cockroch gya tha maine socha use pakdne ja rahi hogi

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga

Sardar plane land hote hi chillane laga
"Banglore aya banglore aya.Balle Balle"
Air hostess:hello sir..B silent
Sardr"Ok, anglore aya anglore aya alle alle"..:p

Iss saal ka sabse zalil SMS

Iss saal ka sabse zalil SMS=

Ladka: Jaanu mai tumhe subah se sham aur sham se subah tak pyar karunga..!
Ladki: Jaanu to fir mai tatti kab karungi?

Sardar was Reading Financial Times Headlines

Sardar was Reading Financial Times
Headlines
"Microsoft Buys Yahoo Messenger 4 $8.5 billion.."

He says
"O Teri:O, Khareeda Kyun:/, Download Kar Leta pagla."

Punjabi SMS Kisi ka accident dekhne pr expressions

Kisi ka accident dekhne pr expressions- U.S-OH my god PAK-ya allah Africa-o la la Australia-got a hit... punjabi-oo vajeya bhen da yaar...hor chala tez