SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri BHI leja, use bhi gira dena.
SANTA: Agr tu BURA na mane, to use VAPSI me gira du.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.
1 aadmi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati.
2-4 aur bole-amma hame bhi le jati
Sardar bola-chup ho jao gadho. amma kya tata sumo karke gai h.

At 6 am, SARDAR- was running only in underwear.

At 6 am,
SARDAR- was running only in underwear.
Someone asked him: Bahut Garmi hai na?
SARDAR: Garmi kaye ki,
Baajuwala Duty se Jaldi aa gaya..:))

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind,
Pakistan ko Pak,
Australia ko Aus
kahte h to
Brazil aur London ko kya kahege?
Teacher- Tu apna kam kar,kamine...

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti hai, jo use itna tang karti hai ki wo dukhi hokr apne kam me itna busy ho jata he k kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti ha

HEER - Main Tumhare Ishq Me

HEER - Main Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gayi, Lut Gyi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...

Raanjha - To karmjali Mai Kaun Sa I.A.S. OFFICER Ban Gaya.....!!!

Naughty SMS Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_ 3 times daily.

Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_
3 times daily.

Lady clerk-
7 din tak koi seat khali nhi he, tab tak tum chaho to mere ghar reh skte ho..

funny steve jobs

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funny steve jobs

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Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear

Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear of same color for husband. Husband-y same color, ppl wil think I nvr change underwear. Wife-which ppl? total silence

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date wid his gf, suddenly his frnd cums nd luks at his gf nd says:
"Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi";):D

Funny SMS on zero DANDRUFF ad

Madam to student: u scored zero.

Student proudly moves his hand through his hairs...

Madam: idiot! U scored zero marks, not zero DANDRUFF.