Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche zor zor se kah raha tha
agrmera bap hathi or ma hathni hoti to me chota hathi hota
agr mera bap bakra or ma bakri hoti to me chota memna hota
Itne me bus driver gusse me bache se agar tera bap bhadwa or ma randi hoti to tu kya hota

baccha bola-to mai bus driver hota. . .

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri BHI leja, use bhi gira dena.
SANTA: Agr tu BURA na mane, to use VAPSI me gira du.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.
1 aadmi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati.
2-4 aur bole-amma hame bhi le jati
Sardar bola-chup ho jao gadho. amma kya tata sumo karke gai h.

At 6 am, SARDAR- was running only in underwear.

At 6 am,
SARDAR- was running only in underwear.
Someone asked him: Bahut Garmi hai na?
SARDAR: Garmi kaye ki,
Baajuwala Duty se Jaldi aa gaya..:))

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind,
Pakistan ko Pak,
Australia ko Aus
kahte h to
Brazil aur London ko kya kahege?
Teacher- Tu apna kam kar,kamine...

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti hai, jo use itna tang karti hai ki wo dukhi hokr apne kam me itna busy ho jata he k kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti ha

HEER - Main Tumhare Ishq Me

HEER - Main Tumhare Ishq Me Barbaad Ho Gayi, Lut Gyi, Ruswa Ho Gayi...

Raanjha - To karmjali Mai Kaun Sa I.A.S. OFFICER Ban Gaya.....!!!

Saturday, March 10, 2012

Naughty SMS Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_ 3 times daily.

Train Reservation Form pe 1 Ladke ne Sex k aage likha_
3 times daily.

Lady clerk-
7 din tak koi seat khali nhi he, tab tak tum chaho to mere ghar reh skte ho..

Friday, March 9, 2012

Thursday, March 8, 2012

Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear

Loyalty test- wife buys a dozen underwear of same color for husband. Husband-y same color, ppl wil think I nvr change underwear. Wife-which ppl? total silence

Height of Crazy Friends

Height of Crazy Friends
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A boy enjoying a date wid his gf, suddenly his frnd cums nd luks at his gf nd says:
"Bhai,kal wali jyada achhi thi";):D

अंडे का चिल्ला (Fluffy egg omelette chilla )

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