Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"

Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hui hai.

Ek sharabi ki daastaan

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege;-

Aaj thoda senti wala

Aaj thoda senti wala..!!

SuKHe "PaTToN" Ki
TaRaH "BiKHRe" The "HuM..."

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Kisi Ne "SaMeTa" "Bhi To
SiRF""JaLaaNe" "Ke" "LiYe.

1 writer ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hakk hona chahiye.

1 writer ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hakk hona chahiye.

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Wo bechara bhi likh hi paya,
bol nhi saka.....
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1 aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke

1 aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke HAKIM k pas gyi aur boli- Kya mere PATI ko SHAKTI VARDHAK dawa apne di thi
Hakim:Ji ha
LADY: To Kamine BIWI bhi apni de deta :p

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche zor zor se kah raha tha
agrmera bap hathi or ma hathni hoti to me chota hathi hota
agr mera bap bakra or ma bakri hoti to me chota memna hota
Itne me bus driver gusse me bache se agar tera bap bhadwa or ma randi hoti to tu kya hota

baccha bola-to mai bus driver hota. . .

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri BHI leja, use bhi gira dena.
SANTA: Agr tu BURA na mane, to use VAPSI me gira du.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.
1 aadmi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati.
2-4 aur bole-amma hame bhi le jati
Sardar bola-chup ho jao gadho. amma kya tata sumo karke gai h.

At 6 am, SARDAR- was running only in underwear.

At 6 am,
SARDAR- was running only in underwear.
Someone asked him: Bahut Garmi hai na?
SARDAR: Garmi kaye ki,
Baajuwala Duty se Jaldi aa gaya..:))

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan

Santa to teacher-Mam, jab Hindustan ko Hind,
Pakistan ko Pak,
Australia ko Aus
kahte h to
Brazil aur London ko kya kahege?
Teacher- Tu apna kam kar,kamine...

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti

Har kamyab Aadmi k piche 1 Aurat hoti hai, jo use itna tang karti hai ki wo dukhi hokr apne kam me itna busy ho jata he k kamyabi khud uske kadam chumti ha