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Wednesday, March 14, 2012

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE

What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?
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Very Simple..
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You can not look into the eyes of both

Woman buys new Sim card

Woman buys new Sim card.
To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls "HI DARLING;)"pahchana?
He says "will call U later dear.The Bitch Is in kitchen"

Reply SMS 1. Wts cute in me

1. Wts cute in me=
2. Wts dangerous in me=
3. Wts my name in ur cell=
4. I m ur=
5. I look like=
6. Wt do you wish 4 me=
7. U hate me when= .... REPLY

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"

Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hui hai.

Ek sharabi ki daastaan

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege;-

Aaj thoda senti wala

Aaj thoda senti wala..!!

SuKHe "PaTToN" Ki
TaRaH "BiKHRe" The "HuM..."

***YaaRo***
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Kisi Ne "SaMeTa" "Bhi To
SiRF""JaLaaNe" "Ke" "LiYe.

1 writer ne likha, ki pati ko B ghar k mamlo me bolne ka hakk hona chahiye.

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Wo bechara bhi likh hi paya,
bol nhi saka.....
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1 aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke

1 aurat Subah hote hi mohalle ke HAKIM k pas gyi aur boli- Kya mere PATI ko SHAKTI VARDHAK dawa apne di thi
Hakim:Ji ha
LADY: To Kamine BIWI bhi apni de deta :p

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche

Ek kamina baccha Bus driver k piche zor zor se kah raha tha
agrmera bap hathi or ma hathni hoti to me chota hathi hota
agr mera bap bakra or ma bakri hoti to me chota memna hota
Itne me bus driver gusse me bache se agar tera bap bhadwa or ma randi hoti to tu kya hota

baccha bola-to mai bus driver hota. . .

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me

SANTA: Shimla ja rha hu, Raste me BIWI ko khayi me gira dunga.
BANTA: Meri BHI leja, use bhi gira dena.
SANTA: Agr tu BURA na mane, to use VAPSI me gira du.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.

Sardar ki amma mar gyi.
1 aadmi bola-amma mjhe bhi le jati.
2-4 aur bole-amma hame bhi le jati
Sardar bola-chup ho jao gadho. amma kya tata sumo karke gai h.