Funny Cadbury ad Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk? Grl

Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein aapko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen.. momos khaake aaya hun mirchi lagi hai drame baad me kr liyo..:p:D

GIRLS STUPIDITY

GIRLS STUPIDITY:-

They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.

But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR. :p

Time for a Heart Touching Poem- Gaur se Sune

Time for a Heart Touching Poem-
Gaur se Sune,

Kavita Ka Naam Hai,

"DO BOOND"

Suniye

"Tupuk...Tupuk.."

Thanks..!:D

Defintion of Arrange Marriage

Super_FUN
Defintion of Arrange Marriage-

BIKA HUA MAAL VAPIS NAHI HOGA...

&

Defintion of Love Marriage

PEHLE ISTEMAL KARE, PHIR VISHWAS KARE.

Ek Saadhu bijli theek kar raha tha, achanak use current laga

Ek Saadhu bijli theek kar raha tha, achanak use current laga...

Saadhu: har har gange, har har gange.

Budiya: Aur le le pange..

aur le le pange.. :p

'Teacher 2 Santa: Jis Aadmi ko Sunai na de Use English me kya kahenge

'Teacher 2 Santa: Jis Aadmi ko Sunai na de Use English me kya kahenge ?

Santa: Jo Marzi keh do..
Usko kaunsa kuch Sunai dega...!

What is similarity between SUN & WIFE

What is similarity between
SUN & WIFE..?
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Very Simple..
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You can not look into the eyes of both

Woman buys new Sim card

Woman buys new Sim card.
To surprise husband, She goes to the Kitchen, & calls "HI DARLING;)"pahchana?
He says "will call U later dear.The Bitch Is in kitchen"

Reply SMS 1. Wts cute in me

1. Wts cute in me=
2. Wts dangerous in me=
3. Wts my name in ur cell=
4. I m ur=
5. I look like=
6. Wt do you wish 4 me=
7. U hate me when= .... REPLY

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai

Police:- "Humey pakki Khabar mili hai ki aapke Ghar mein visphotak samagri hai..!!"

Santa~ "Sir khabar to ekdum pakki hai par Wo abhi Maikey gayi hui hai.

Ek sharabi ki daastaan

Ek sharabi ki daastaan..

Soch raha hoon ki daaru chhod du..!

Par...

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Kiske paas chhodu.!
sabhi kamine hain,
pee jayege;-