Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya kahenge?.. ..

Sardar: hindi me THAKUR aur english me HANDS FREE.:)

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa:
"If your eyes are positive..
You will like
the world.."
"If ur tongue
is positive..
The world will like you..!"
Gn8..! :)

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge? Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge?
Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer, Laddu & Dal Bhat..
Air hostess: Sir Aap Plane Me Aaye Hai.

Kingfisher Ke "Shraadh" Me Nahi...!!!

Teacher to SCIENCE student

Teacher to SCIENCEstudent-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?

Student-
P.H.D.

Teacher-
kya matlab?

Student-
Pjama holding device.

No matter how many times teeth

No matter how many times teeth bits the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS.

During my school days,my teachers alwys

During my school days,my teachers alwys usd to wear sun glasses.
Do u knw y?

cos
I was such a Bright student.!!

no claps plz..
hey No No..pls pls;)

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..!

The Disturbing Parents

The Disturbing Parents!

When we are in school-
Beta yahi waqt hai bahut mehnat karo taqi acche college me jaa sako. Ayaashi ke lie to sari umar padi !

When we Are in College-
Beta college me bs pdhai pe dhyan de taqi acchi job mil sake ! Ayaashi to jab job krega tab maze se krio !

When we are doing job-
Jyada ayaashi mt kro future me apne biwi bacho ke liye save krke rakho !

Do uh think we are mad ?? :(

Funny Cadbury ad Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk? Grl

Boy-cn i hav a bite of ur dairy milk?
Grl- kya mein aapko jaanti hu?
Boy-jaldi de de behen.. momos khaake aaya hun mirchi lagi hai drame baad me kr liyo..:p:D

GIRLS STUPIDITY

GIRLS STUPIDITY:-

They wont give their phone no. even to a KNOWN PERSON.

But they give all their PRIVATE details to an UNKNOWN TAILOR. :p

Time for a Heart Touching Poem- Gaur se Sune

Time for a Heart Touching Poem-
Gaur se Sune,

Kavita Ka Naam Hai,

"DO BOOND"

Suniye

"Tupuk...Tupuk.."

Thanks..!:D