Naughty sms Bikni is the only dress in which 90% body is exposed ...

Naughty sms Bikni is the only dress in which 90% body is exposed ...

lekin fir b ladko ki najar sali sirf 10% covered jagah par hi jati hain ..
LADKE Kitne shareef hote h

Naughty sms Angrez Pakistan ayaa

Naughty sms Angrez Pakistan ayaa..

Taxi lee..

Raastay mein driver ne uska sub kuch loot liya

Uskay kapde bhi utaar ke usse veeranay mein phenk diya

Ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko awaaz di.
Pathan: 'Oho yeh ki hoa laale di jaan?'

Angrez ne saari baat rotey rotey batai..

Pathan apna naada kholte huye bola: 'Yaara tera aaj din hi kharab hai..'

>>"Nasha"<< 'Mohabbat' Ka Ho Ya

>>"Nasha"<<
'Mohabbat'
Ka Ho Ya
'Sharab' Ka.
Hosh Dono Mein Kho Jate Hain.
Fark Sirf Itna H Ki Sharab Sula Deti H.
Or
Mohabbat Rula Deti Hai.

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya kahenge?.. ..

Sardar: hindi me THAKUR aur english me HANDS FREE.:)

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa:
"If your eyes are positive..
You will like
the world.."
"If ur tongue
is positive..
The world will like you..!"
Gn8..! :)

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge? Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge?
Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer, Laddu & Dal Bhat..
Air hostess: Sir Aap Plane Me Aaye Hai.

Kingfisher Ke "Shraadh" Me Nahi...!!!

Teacher to SCIENCE student

Teacher to SCIENCEstudent-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?

Student-
P.H.D.

Teacher-
kya matlab?

Student-
Pjama holding device.

No matter how many times teeth

No matter how many times teeth bits the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS.

During my school days,my teachers alwys

During my school days,my teachers alwys usd to wear sun glasses.
Do u knw y?

cos
I was such a Bright student.!!

no claps plz..
hey No No..pls pls;)

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino

Dr.-Aapki Biwi Ab Sirf 2 Dino Ki Mehman Hai, I Am So Sorry!
Santa- Sorry Ki Koi Baat Nahi Hai Dr. Saab, Jab 20 Saal Nikal Gaye to 2 Din Bhi Nikal Hi Jayenge..!

The Disturbing Parents

The Disturbing Parents!

When we are in school-
Beta yahi waqt hai bahut mehnat karo taqi acche college me jaa sako. Ayaashi ke lie to sari umar padi !

When we Are in College-
Beta college me bs pdhai pe dhyan de taqi acchi job mil sake ! Ayaashi to jab job krega tab maze se krio !

When we are doing job-
Jyada ayaashi mt kro future me apne biwi bacho ke liye save krke rakho !

Do uh think we are mad ?? :(