NaughtyJoke: Ek aurat: Jab tumhara talak hua tha, tab to tumhara ek hi

NaughtyJoke: Ek aurat: Jab tumhara talak hua tha, tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha. Ab 3 kaise? Aurat: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

Naughty sms Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy-

Naughty sms Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy- Par Ye To Sex Ki Kitab Lagti Hai. Dada- Are beta, Mere Liye To Ye Itihas Hi Hai Na.

Naughty sms Bikni is the only dress in which 90% body is exposed ...

Naughty sms Bikni is the only dress in which 90% body is exposed ...

lekin fir b ladko ki najar sali sirf 10% covered jagah par hi jati hain ..
LADKE Kitne shareef hote h

Naughty sms Angrez Pakistan ayaa

Naughty sms Angrez Pakistan ayaa..

Taxi lee..

Raastay mein driver ne uska sub kuch loot liya

Uskay kapde bhi utaar ke usse veeranay mein phenk diya

Ek Pathan udhar se guzra to Angrez ne usko awaaz di.
Pathan: 'Oho yeh ki hoa laale di jaan?'

Angrez ne saari baat rotey rotey batai..

Pathan apna naada kholte huye bola: 'Yaara tera aaj din hi kharab hai..'

>>"Nasha"<< 'Mohabbat' Ka Ho Ya

>>"Nasha"<<
'Mohabbat'
Ka Ho Ya
'Sharab' Ka.
Hosh Dono Mein Kho Jate Hain.
Fark Sirf Itna H Ki Sharab Sula Deti H.
Or
Mohabbat Rula Deti Hai.

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya

Teacher : Jis aadmi k dono hath na ho usse hindi aur english me kya kahenge?.. ..

Sardar: hindi me THAKUR aur english me HANDS FREE.:)

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa

Fantastic lines of Mother Terresa:
"If your eyes are positive..
You will like
the world.."
"If ur tongue
is positive..
The world will like you..!"
Gn8..! :)

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge? Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer

Kingfisher Air hostess: Sir kya lenge?
Pandit: Puri-Sabzi, Halwa, Kheer, Laddu & Dal Bhat..
Air hostess: Sir Aap Plane Me Aaye Hai.

Kingfisher Ke "Shraadh" Me Nahi...!!!

Teacher to SCIENCE student

Teacher to SCIENCEstudent-
NAADE ko english me kya kehte hain?

Student-
P.H.D.

Teacher-
kya matlab?

Student-
Pjama holding device.

No matter how many times teeth

No matter how many times teeth bits the tongue, they still stay together in one mouth. That's the spirit of FORGIVENESS.

During my school days,my teachers alwys

During my school days,my teachers alwys usd to wear sun glasses.
Do u knw y?

cos
I was such a Bright student.!!

no claps plz..
hey No No..pls pls;)