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Tuesday, April 10, 2012

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai...?
Jyotishi-kaise hogi? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai.

Friday, March 23, 2012

Double meaning sms :School mein 1

Double meaning sms :School mein 1 FAIL student k papa class teacher se:

Madam,thoda aap tight karo,thoda main zor lagata hoon,bhagwan ne chaha to iss saal bachcha nikal hi jayega.

Jai mata di Maa ki jyoti se noor milta

Jai mata di Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,sabke dilon ko sarur milta hai,jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta hai
"SHUBH NAVRATRE"

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai,Sabke

Maa ki jyoti se prem milta hai,Sabke dilo ko marm milta hai,Jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta hai.SHUBH NAVRATRI.

Wednesday, March 21, 2012

I am sorry sms For every minute you are

I am sorry sms For every minute you are angry, you lose sixty seconds of happiness. I am so sorry!

Love SMS Do u know, what I say, what I think, what

Love Do u know, what I say, what I think, what I feel, what I think, what I wish, U want to know? I MISS U SO MUCH.

Love SMS Without your love my days are: sadday

Without your love my days are: sadday, moanday, tearsday, wasteday, thirstday, frightday, shatterday.

Husband wife SMS Nayi shaadi aur purani shaadi mein kya fark hota hai

Husband wife sms Nayi shaadi aur purani shaadi mein kya fark hota hai?
Nayi shaadi mein dono "LIPS" mila kar sote hain
aur purani shaadi mein dono "HIPS" mila kar sote hai

Reply SMS :navratra special 23-03-2012 se maa ke navrate start h..

Reply SMS :navratra special 23-03-2012 se maa ke navrate start h..
Delete mt krna.. Aapko Mata ki kasam.. 9 logo ko bhejo.. Fast.. (except me) Raat tak.. Aapke pass Achchi khabar aayegi.

NaughtyJoke: Ek aurat: Jab tumhara talak hua tha, tab to tumhara ek hi

NaughtyJoke: Ek aurat: Jab tumhara talak hua tha, tab to tumhara ek hi bachcha tha. Ab 3 kaise? Aurat: Woh kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the.

Naughty sms Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy-

Naughty sms Boy- Dadaji, Kya Pad Rhe Ho? Dada- Itihas Ki Kitaab. Boy- Par Ye To Sex Ki Kitab Lagti Hai. Dada- Are beta, Mere Liye To Ye Itihas Hi Hai Na.