Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Bcoz wat mattrs is nt being clapped when v Arrive. Bt being remembered when v
Leave....:)

A good song means 5 minutes happy

A good song means 5 minutes happy, A good movie means 3 hours happy, A good college means 3 years happy, But a good Relationship means life time happy.

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan machalne lage
W-Sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata hai NAGIN ka nahi.
lol :D

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd GOD -"Why So Mny Mountains & Hills to Climb in Life?"
GOD Replied - "TO HAV A BETTER VIEW OF LYF." ;) gudmorng....:D

Reply SMS :1 LADKA 1 LADKI

1 LADKA
1 LADKI

Na wo PATI-PATNI
Na BHAI-BEHAN
Na MA-BETA.

LADKI ka SASUR LADKE k SASUR ka BAAP hai!

To LADKI-LADKE me kya rista hoga?
dimag ho to repLy kro

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

bacchha:sir muje pura nahi aata bas last ka Aata hai

Sir:chalo utna hi batao..

Bachha: "& dis is called d Newton's law"
... :D

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Ek Chudail Ne Roka -Hoo Ha Ha Ha,
Mein Chudail Hu
baniya-Jaanta Hu Kamini, Teri 1 Behen Meri Biwi H.

I HATE LOV STORY

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
Dono milne lage chori-chori,

chuha bola-o gori aa khele aankh-micholi

Billi chuhe ko maar k khagyi

aur boli

I HATE LOV STORY;-

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai...?
Jyotishi-kaise hogi? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai.

Double meaning sms :School mein 1

Double meaning sms :School mein 1 FAIL student k papa class teacher se:

Madam,thoda aap tight karo,thoda main zor lagata hoon,bhagwan ne chaha to iss saal bachcha nikal hi jayega.

Jai mata di Maa ki jyoti se noor milta

Jai mata di Maa ki jyoti se noor milta hai,sabke dilon ko sarur milta hai,jo bhi jata hai MAA ke dwar kuch na kuch jarur milta hai
"SHUBH NAVRATRE"