A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

"Only the bus stops here, Not time. So dont waste ur time!

Keep moving with ur aim..."
Goodnight:)

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki chala rhi thi to tum ko road se dur chalna chahiye tha.

Patient: Ohh bhai Kaun sa road?M to park me leta hua tha :D:D

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Bcoz wat mattrs is nt being clapped when v Arrive. Bt being remembered when v
Leave....:)

A good song means 5 minutes happy

A good song means 5 minutes happy, A good movie means 3 hours happy, A good college means 3 years happy, But a good Relationship means life time happy.

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan machalne lage
W-Sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata hai NAGIN ka nahi.
lol :D

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd GOD -"Why So Mny Mountains & Hills to Climb in Life?"
GOD Replied - "TO HAV A BETTER VIEW OF LYF." ;) gudmorng....:D

Reply SMS :1 LADKA 1 LADKI

1 LADKA
1 LADKI

Na wo PATI-PATNI
Na BHAI-BEHAN
Na MA-BETA.

LADKI ka SASUR LADKE k SASUR ka BAAP hai!

To LADKI-LADKE me kya rista hoga?
dimag ho to repLy kro

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

bacchha:sir muje pura nahi aata bas last ka Aata hai

Sir:chalo utna hi batao..

Bachha: "& dis is called d Newton's law"
... :D

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Ek Chudail Ne Roka -Hoo Ha Ha Ha,
Mein Chudail Hu
baniya-Jaanta Hu Kamini, Teri 1 Behen Meri Biwi H.

I HATE LOV STORY

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
Dono milne lage chori-chori,

chuha bola-o gori aa khele aankh-micholi

Billi chuhe ko maar k khagyi

aur boli

I HATE LOV STORY;-

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai

Ek AADMI jyotishi se- Meri shadi kyu nahi ho rahi hai...?
Jyotishi-kaise hogi? Kundli me sukh hi sukh likha hai.