A cute poem by a child

A cute poem by a child,:-) ''
Ye baat samajh me aai nahin,
Or mummy ne v samajhai nahi.

Main kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise mamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nhi.

Kyun lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyun usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki patni jab nani hai.
Dada ki patni jab dadi hai.
Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
To kyu bed wahan rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh me aai nahi
Or mummy ne v samjhai nahin

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

"Only the bus stops here, Not time. So dont waste ur time!

Keep moving with ur aim..."
Goodnight:)

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki chala rhi thi to tum ko road se dur chalna chahiye tha.

Patient: Ohh bhai Kaun sa road?M to park me leta hua tha :D:D

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Bcoz wat mattrs is nt being clapped when v Arrive. Bt being remembered when v
Leave....:)

A good song means 5 minutes happy

A good song means 5 minutes happy, A good movie means 3 hours happy, A good college means 3 years happy, But a good Relationship means life time happy.

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan

SANTA-Waiter aisi chai pilao jisko pee kar tan man jhum uthe Or badan machalne lage
W-Sir humare yaha bhains ka dhudh aata hai NAGIN ka nahi.
lol :D

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd

A Person Tired & Fed up of Lyf askd GOD -"Why So Mny Mountains & Hills to Climb in Life?"
GOD Replied - "TO HAV A BETTER VIEW OF LYF." ;) gudmorng....:D

Reply SMS :1 LADKA 1 LADKI

1 LADKA
1 LADKI

Na wo PATI-PATNI
Na BHAI-BEHAN
Na MA-BETA.

LADKI ka SASUR LADKE k SASUR ka BAAP hai!

To LADKI-LADKE me kya rista hoga?
dimag ho to repLy kro

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

Sir-Chalo Newton's law batao

bacchha:sir muje pura nahi aata bas last ka Aata hai

Sir:chalo utna hi batao..

Bachha: "& dis is called d Newton's law"
... :D

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha

Baniya Jungle K Raste Se Ja Raha Tha
Ek Chudail Ne Roka -Hoo Ha Ha Ha,
Mein Chudail Hu
baniya-Jaanta Hu Kamini, Teri 1 Behen Meri Biwi H.

I HATE LOV STORY

Chuhe ko billi lagi gori,
Dono milne lage chori-chori,

chuha bola-o gori aa khele aankh-micholi

Billi chuhe ko maar k khagyi

aur boli

I HATE LOV STORY;-