Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai..?
Dr.: Aisa kab hota hai..?
Sardar: Jab meri biwi bolti hai ki sab SARDAR ek jaise dikhte hain...

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila,
Us par likha tha "Patthar ko palat lo kuch ban jaoge"



Jaise hi usne palata dusri taraf likha tha,

"Tu to ban Gaya ab dusro ko bana....pather ko dubra palak ke rakh de :d"

College lyf at its best: Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar

College lyf at its best:
Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar?"

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"jo word samjh aa raha wo likh, jo nai ara uska wesa hi design bana le" :p:D par mera dimag na kha :D

The Greatest Distance in the world is

The Greatest Distance in the world is just 14 inches..from the mind to the heart..Its most difficult 2 dicide whether 2 go with d Heart or Mind

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone.

WHAT- lies ahead will always be mystery. Do not be afraid to explore.

WHEN- life pushes you over, you push back harder.

WHERE- there are choices to make, ake the one you wont regret.

WHY- things happen will never be certain. Take it in stride and move forward.
:-):-):-):-)

Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Ha_Ha_Ha
Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Police- Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai

Shrabi- Mazburi Thi Sir

Police- Kya Mazburi Thi

Shrabi- Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..gn

A cute poem by a child

A cute poem by a child,:-) ''
Ye baat samajh me aai nahin,
Or mummy ne v samajhai nahi.

Main kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise mamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nhi.

Kyun lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyun usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki patni jab nani hai.
Dada ki patni jab dadi hai.
Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
To kyu bed wahan rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh me aai nahi
Or mummy ne v samjhai nahin

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

A fantastic line written at Tokyo bus stand:

"Only the bus stops here, Not time. So dont waste ur time!

Keep moving with ur aim..."
Goodnight:)

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki

Doctor To injurd patient: Jab car 1 ladki chala rhi thi to tum ko road se dur chalna chahiye tha.

Patient: Ohh bhai Kaun sa road?M to park me leta hua tha :D:D

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE

Always hv a Successful EXIT than a Favourable ENTRANCE.
Bcoz wat mattrs is nt being clapped when v Arrive. Bt being remembered when v
Leave....:)

A good song means 5 minutes happy

A good song means 5 minutes happy, A good movie means 3 hours happy, A good college means 3 years happy, But a good Relationship means life time happy.