Teacher-Hw many planets r there

Teacher-Hw many planets r there?
Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, vagairah.
Teacher- Aur batao?
Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kripa h. Ap sunao..;-)

At Nirmal Darbar

At Nirmal Darbar-

Facebook user Boy--> Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE aur COMMENT nahi aate...

Nirmal Baba--> FB last time kab khola tha?

Boy: Baba kal khola tha..

Nirmal Baba--> 1 din mai kitni baar FACEBOOK kholte hoo???

Boy: 2-3 baar..

Nirmal Baba--> Browser kaun sa USE karte hoo?

Boy: Baba "OPERA"...

Nirmal baba--> Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai...
Jao aur PASSWORD badl kar account ko "GOOGLE CHROME" se kholo sab theek hoo jayega...
Agar Aur Koi Samassyaa hai toh Account Mein Rs5,000 dashband Jamaa Karvaado.... Likes aur comment Aaani Shuru Ho jaayega...=D

Boss 2 Secretary: for a week we'll go abroad.

Boss 2 Secretary:
for a week we'll go abroad.

She calls her husband:

for a week I & boss are going abroad.

Husband calls grlfrnd:

Wife going, Let's enjoy.

Grlfrnd calls her student:

for a week you are free.

Little boy calls his grand pa:

I'm free.

Grandpa (Boss) calls Secretary:

Tour cancelled. I'm with my grandson this week.

Secretary calls her husband:

Tour cancelled.

Husband calls Grlfrnd:

Wife is not going.

Grlfrnd calls boy:

This week your class as usual.

Boy calls grandpa:

Sorry I have to attend my class.

Grandpa calls Secretary: We are going :d

4 Steps to LIVE life -1st

4 Steps to LIVE life
-1st
Look Back & Thank GOD,
-2nd
Look Forward &Trust GOD,
-3rd
Look Around & Believe GOD,
-4th
Look Within U &Find GOD.
Gud aftrnoon:D

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai

Sardar: Dr. mujhe badi ghabrahat aur bechaini hoti hai..?
Dr.: Aisa kab hota hai..?
Sardar: Jab meri biwi bolti hai ki sab SARDAR ek jaise dikhte hain...

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila

Ek baar 1 admi ko raste mein patthar mila,
Us par likha tha "Patthar ko palat lo kuch ban jaoge"



Jaise hi usne palata dusri taraf likha tha,

"Tu to ban Gaya ab dusro ko bana....pather ko dubra palak ke rakh de :d"

College lyf at its best: Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar

College lyf at its best:
Assignment copy karte tym-"ye kya likha hai yaar?"

Reply
"jo word samjh aa raha wo likh, jo nai ara uska wesa hi design bana le" :p:D par mera dimag na kha :D

The Greatest Distance in the world is

The Greatest Distance in the world is just 14 inches..from the mind to the heart..Its most difficult 2 dicide whether 2 go with d Heart or Mind

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone

WHO- you are is what makes you special. Do not change for anyone.

WHAT- lies ahead will always be mystery. Do not be afraid to explore.

WHEN- life pushes you over, you push back harder.

WHERE- there are choices to make, ake the one you wont regret.

WHY- things happen will never be certain. Take it in stride and move forward.
:-):-):-):-)

Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Ha_Ha_Ha
Shrabi Road Pe Pada Tha

Police- Itni Q Pi Rakhi Hai

Shrabi- Mazburi Thi Sir

Police- Kya Mazburi Thi

Shrabi- Bottle Ka Dhakkan Gum Ho Gaya Tha..gn

A cute poem by a child

A cute poem by a child,:-) ''
Ye baat samajh me aai nahin,
Or mummy ne v samajhai nahi.

Main kaise mithi baat karun?
Jab mithi chiz koi khai nhi.

Ye chand kaise mamu hai?
Jab mummy ka wo bhai nhi.

Kyun lambe baal hai bhaalu ke?
Kyun usne triming karai nahi.

Kya wo bi ganda bachha hai?
Ya jungle me koi naai nahi.

Nana ki patni jab nani hai.
Dada ki patni jab dadi hai.
Papa ki patni kyu papi nahi?

Samandar ka rang kyu neela hai?
Jab neel kisi ne milai nhi.

Jab school me itni neend aati hai.
To kyu bed wahan rakhwai nahi?

Ye baat samajh me aai nahi
Or mummy ne v samjhai nahin