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Thursday, May 3, 2012

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi or 12 Baj K 12 Min 12 Sec. Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh...
O My God??
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"Sardar Toh Kohraam Hi Macha Denge";)

Mountain Dew's New ad

Mountain Dew's New Ad :-

Come Lets Do Something Dangerous..
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai....!!

Wednesday, May 2, 2012

SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thi?
Golu-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Monday, April 30, 2012

Santa subah uthkar walk

Santa subah uthkar walk pe gaya,Thandi lagi to wapas akar, chupke se,Biwi se chipak gaya aur bola:-Bahut thand hai.
Biwi:-Fir bhi wo santa walk pe gaya hai.

Aaj Ka Vichaar

Aaj Ka Vichaar:

HAR LADKI SUNDER HOTI HAI.

BUS DEKHNE WALE KI NAZAR GANDI HONI CHAHIYE..

Saturday, April 28, 2012

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya, sab mar gayi. Sbke pati 1 hafte tk rote rhe. Santa 2 hafte tak rota raha... Kyoki uski biwi se bus miss ho gae thi

Teacher: Who was AKBAR

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was a Gay !
Tchr (shockd): Y?
Boy: v hav heard
Laila-Majnu
Heer-Ranjha
Adam-Eve
Romeo-Juliet
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only

Akbar-Birbal..:);)

Wednesday, April 25, 2012

1admi medical shop pr-Zeher do

1 Admi medical shop pr-Zeher do,
Dukandar-bina Prchi ke nahi mil sakta,
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya,
Dukandar-bas Pgle,rulayega kya Badi bottle du ya choti..

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant

Dr: Tell ur husband that You r pregnant.
Girl: I'm unmarried!
Dr: Then Your Boyfriend.
Girl: I dont have any!
Dr: Then tell Your mom, JESUS is coming again.
;)

Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Teacher-Hw many planets r there

Teacher-Hw many planets r there?
Santa- Mercury, Venus, Jupiter, vagairah.
Teacher- Aur batao?
Santa- Aur bas sab badhiya! Mata rani ki kripa h. Ap sunao..;-)

Monday, April 23, 2012

At Nirmal Darbar

At Nirmal Darbar-

Facebook user Boy--> Baba mere FACEBOOK PAGE par LIKE aur COMMENT nahi aate...

Nirmal Baba--> FB last time kab khola tha?

Boy: Baba kal khola tha..

Nirmal Baba--> 1 din mai kitni baar FACEBOOK kholte hoo???

Boy: 2-3 baar..

Nirmal Baba--> Browser kaun sa USE karte hoo?

Boy: Baba "OPERA"...

Nirmal baba--> Bas yahi se kirpa ruki hai...
Jao aur PASSWORD badl kar account ko "GOOGLE CHROME" se kholo sab theek hoo jayega...
Agar Aur Koi Samassyaa hai toh Account Mein Rs5,000 dashband Jamaa Karvaado.... Likes aur comment Aaani Shuru Ho jaayega...=D