Satyamev jayate sms

Satyamev jayate
DIARY OF A BABY...

15 June:- I get attached with mom.

17 June:- I m a tissue now.


30 June:- Mom said to dad, 'u r going to be a father'.

MOM-DAD are very happy

15 July: My food is what my mom eats.

15 Sept: I can feel my heart beat.

14 Oct: I have little hands,legs, head n a stomach.

13 Nov: Today i was scan ultrascan.

WoW...!

I am a girl...

14 Nov : I was DEAD..!

My mom n dad killed me..
WHY...?

Is it just becoz i was girl...?

People love to have a

MOTHER,

A WIFE,

and ofcourse
a GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN

WHY NOT A DAUGHTER..?

If u r A Human...!

PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX..

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thiGOLU-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Grammer teacher to santa

Grammer teacher to santa....!!!!!

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi or 12 Baj K 12 Min 12 Sec. Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh...
O My God??
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"Sardar Toh Kohraam Hi Macha Denge";)

Mountain Dew's New ad

Mountain Dew's New Ad :-

Come Lets Do Something Dangerous..
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai....!!

SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thi?
Golu-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Santa subah uthkar walk

Santa subah uthkar walk pe gaya,Thandi lagi to wapas akar, chupke se,Biwi se chipak gaya aur bola:-Bahut thand hai.
Biwi:-Fir bhi wo santa walk pe gaya hai.

Aaj Ka Vichaar

Aaj Ka Vichaar:

HAR LADKI SUNDER HOTI HAI.







BUS DEKHNE WALE KI NAZAR GANDI HONI CHAHIYE..

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya

Aurton se bari bus ka accident ho gya, sab mar gayi. Sbke pati 1 hafte tk rote rhe. Santa 2 hafte tak rota raha... Kyoki uski biwi se bus miss ho gae thi

Teacher: Who was AKBAR

Teacher: Who was AKBAR?
Boy: Akbar was a Gay !
Tchr (shockd): Y?
Boy: v hav heard
Laila-Majnu
Heer-Ranjha
Adam-Eve
Romeo-Juliet
&
only

Akbar-Birbal..:);)

1admi medical shop pr-Zeher do

1 Admi medical shop pr-Zeher do,
Dukandar-bina Prchi ke nahi mil sakta,
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya,
Dukandar-bas Pgle,rulayega kya Badi bottle du ya choti..