Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti

1 Maa ki request hai,
Plz agr free msg ho to itna felao k us k bete tk pahuch jaye!

Beta RAMESH,Suresh
Pitaji ki patlun ek bilan choti ho gyi ho to ghar aa jao

Double meaning sms

Double meaning sms
Agr Adhi Rat ko Apka Dil kre Or Biwi ka Mood Na
Ho To..
Biwi ko tang na karen..








khud Uthkr apne hath se



Pani Pee le..
Ek Bar Fir Apki Soch ko Salam!

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki

Santa bank Me Chilaya-kisi Ki noto ki Gddi Jis Pe Lal rubr Bndha ho,Giri h kya?

Sbne Hath uthaya.

Snta-Note to koi Le Gya,
Ye rubbr pda Mila hai jiska h le lo

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare

Sardar ne JOB K 1st day Computr pe 11 ghante guzare..

Boss khushi se: Good, Aaj kya kiya?
Sardar:Keyboard ki ABCD aage pichhe lagi hui thi wo $ahi kr di.

Satyamev jayate sms

Satyamev jayate
DIARY OF A BABY...

15 June:- I get attached with mom.

17 June:- I m a tissue now.


30 June:- Mom said to dad, 'u r going to be a father'.

MOM-DAD are very happy

15 July: My food is what my mom eats.

15 Sept: I can feel my heart beat.

14 Oct: I have little hands,legs, head n a stomach.

13 Nov: Today i was scan ultrascan.

WoW...!

I am a girl...

14 Nov : I was DEAD..!

My mom n dad killed me..
WHY...?

Is it just becoz i was girl...?

People love to have a

MOTHER,

A WIFE,

and ofcourse
a GIRLFRIEND TOO THEN

WHY NOT A DAUGHTER..?

If u r A Human...!

PASS IT TO EVERY INBOX..

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thiGOLU-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Grammer teacher to santa

Grammer teacher to santa....!!!!!

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi

Iss saal 12-12-12 Tareekh aaegi or 12 Baj K 12 Min 12 Sec. Pe Jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga toh...
O My God??
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"Sardar Toh Kohraam Hi Macha Denge";)

Mountain Dew's New ad

Mountain Dew's New Ad :-

Come Lets Do Something Dangerous..
Lets SIT WITH OUR OWN WIFE FOR 24 HOURS..

Darr Sab ko lagta Hai, Par Darr Ke Aage Jeet Hai....!!

SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi

< SOLID INSULT >Techar-Batao Hindi Ki pehli silentmovi kaun si thi?
Golu-Maidam,Jab Movi Silent thito apko kaise pata chala ki wohindi me thi..

Santa subah uthkar walk

Santa subah uthkar walk pe gaya,Thandi lagi to wapas akar, chupke se,Biwi se chipak gaya aur bola:-Bahut thand hai.
Biwi:-Fir bhi wo santa walk pe gaya hai.