Funny sms Written on an Enquiry counter

Written on an Enquiry counter: "Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time X_X =))!!!"

Husband wife sms Why do most indian women request

Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge:p

Quote on life

Quote on life
If you want to enjoy...

Always think life is long...


But If you want to achieve something...



Always think life is very short...

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai..

Ab Mujhko Kisi Ka B Intjar Nhi Hai..

Khamosh Agar Hu To Ye Andaaj Hai Mera..

Wo Ye Na Samajhe Ki Unse Pyaar Nhi Hai..

Husband wife sms Koi bhi SUBH KAAM karne

Wife-Main Marrne ja rahi hu,

Husband-Ye le Dairy Milk

Wife-Kyu?

Husband-Koi bhi SUBH KAAM karne se Pehle kuchh MEETHA kha Lena Chahiye
Kaam ACHHA hota hai.

GF BF SMS Wen U Cry-Koi Nhi Dekta

Wen U Cry-Koi Nhi Dekta
Wen U R Woried-Koi Nhi Dekta
Wen U R Hapy-Koi Nhi Dekta

But

1Din DATE Pe Chale Jao to Sala Pura Khandan Dekh Leta Hai.

Husband wife sms Who is a male.?

(For d 1st time something on a MAN, Do read it)
Who is a male.?

A male is the most beautiful part of God's creation who starts compromising @ a very tender age.
He sacrifices his chocolates for his sister.

He sacrifices his dreams for just smile on his parents face.

He sacrifices his full youth 4 his wife & children by working late @ night without any complain.

He builds their future by taking loans from banks & repaying them for a lifetime.

He struggles a lot & still has to bear scolding from his mother,wife & boss.

His mother,wife & boss all try 2 control him.
His life finally ends up only by compromising for others happiness.

Respect every male in ur life.
You will never know what he has sacrificed 4U.

Worth sending to every man to make him smile & every woman to make her realize his worth..:)

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Husband wife sms

Patni:-
Tum mujhe apne sath Bangkok kyon nahi le ja rahe ho ?
Pati:-
Pagli hotel mein khane jao to tiffin sath nahi le ke jaate !!

Funny sms on five star ad

Please forwrd! Touching msg from mother to sons.Beta Ramesh & Suresh agar pitaji ki patloon ek bilaang choti ho gyi to ghar aa jao pitaji yuhi ghoom rahe h..:p