Reply sms Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen

Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen h jo hm roz dekhte hai.spelling thek karna h:

>bloemi
>lanbeac
>beutghtil
>rtaslpsu@
>rirorm
kr di to jo chahoge milega.

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe The..1 Ladki Ne Hello Kiya.
Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?
Hus:-Tum Plz Mera Dimaag Kharab Mat Karo Abhi sochne do Usko b to Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho

Santa banta sms Santa k tapasya se khus hokar

Santa k tapasya se khus hokar bhagwan bole VAR MANGO VATS santa- prabhu jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein waisa nahi hu... MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

Santa banta sms Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Banta: toh border pe bhej De =D =)) >=)

Funny sms Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha

Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gae. Customer care-to mai kya karu, haryanvi-re tu mannne bas yo bta ki roaming to na lagegi

Quote on life Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai

True Quote:-

Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai, b

Jab Kuch Bura Karna Ho.

Warna..

Duniya Me Sab Kuch Pane

Ke Liye

Pyar Hi Kaafi Hai..

Funny sms Written on an Enquiry counter

Written on an Enquiry counter: "Please be patient - Even a toilet can handle only one ass hole at a time X_X =))!!!"

Husband wife sms Why do most indian women request

Why do most indian women request 4 the same husband in the next life.?..
Arre..itni mehnat se trained kiya hai.. waste thodi jane denge:p

Quote on life

Quote on life
If you want to enjoy...

Always think life is long...


But If you want to achieve something...



Always think life is very short...

GF BF SMS Boyfriend to girlfriend

Boyfriend to girlfriend:
Hum dono kuch time sath reh lete he
Agr mizaj mile to shadi kr lenge or koi galti hui to alag ho jaynge
Girl:Galti kis k paas rahegi?

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai

Najro Ko Unke Pyaar Se Inkaar Nhi Hai..

Ab Mujhko Kisi Ka B Intjar Nhi Hai..

Khamosh Agar Hu To Ye Andaaj Hai Mera..

Wo Ye Na Samajhe Ki Unse Pyaar Nhi Hai..