Santa banta sms SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his

SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his WiFE NAME at the BACK.
WiFE READs it, SLAPs him & DiVORCEs him bcoz it's WRiTTEN :-

JASWINDER KAUR
FOR HIRE..
FULLDay RS.1000

Santa banta sms Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per

Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per litre. Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes. Dekha sardar ka revenge

Husband wife sms Ek super kaala husband apni

Ek super kaala husband apni biwi se bola-'Main jaisa bhi hu,mujhe bacha acha chahiye'
Biwi boli-'Dekhoji choice is yours..Achcha chahiye ya apna chahiye..;)

Country once again does not get lokpal

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GF BF SMS Height of irritatng sum1

Height of irritatng sum1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.

Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.

Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar p
ucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera.

Kuch der baad
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen?? :):)

Reply sms Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen

Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen h jo hm roz dekhte hai.spelling thek karna h:

>bloemi
>lanbeac
>beutghtil
>rtaslpsu@
>rirorm
kr di to jo chahoge milega.

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe The..1 Ladki Ne Hello Kiya.
Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?
Hus:-Tum Plz Mera Dimaag Kharab Mat Karo Abhi sochne do Usko b to Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho

Santa banta sms Santa k tapasya se khus hokar

Santa k tapasya se khus hokar bhagwan bole VAR MANGO VATS santa- prabhu jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein waisa nahi hu... MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE

Santa banta sms Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Santa: meri biwi jawaan hai

Banta: toh border pe bhej De =D =)) >=)

Funny sms Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha

Sir g maari bhens ne maara sim kha liya or bhag gae. Customer care-to mai kya karu, haryanvi-re tu mannne bas yo bta ki roaming to na lagegi

Quote on life Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai

True Quote:-

Takat Ki Jarurat Tabhi Hoti Hai, b

Jab Kuch Bura Karna Ho.

Warna..

Duniya Me Sab Kuch Pane

Ke Liye

Pyar Hi Kaafi Hai..