Vicky donor sms Teacher : "Why sperm donation is

Teacher : "Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation ..?"
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Vicky donor"Very simple madam,
"HAND" made things are always costly..."=))

Quote on life You may not be

You may not be
Perfect in many things
But..
Many things cannot be
Perfect without YOU.
Stay special in your own Little
Ways.
Good Morning:D

Husband wife sms An unmarried man writes on his

An unmarried man writes on his facebook wall -

"Wife chahiye"
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2 girls liked It
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& 140 Men Commented

" Hamaari Le Ja".

Santa banta sms SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his

SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his WiFE NAME at the BACK.
WiFE READs it, SLAPs him & DiVORCEs him bcoz it's WRiTTEN :-

JASWINDER KAUR
FOR HIRE..
FULLDay RS.1000

Santa banta sms Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per

Petrol prices hiked by Rs. 7.50 per litre. Aur karo Santa Banta ke jokes. Dekha sardar ka revenge

Husband wife sms Ek super kaala husband apni

Ek super kaala husband apni biwi se bola-'Main jaisa bhi hu,mujhe bacha acha chahiye'
Biwi boli-'Dekhoji choice is yours..Achcha chahiye ya apna chahiye..;)

Country once again does not get lokpal

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GF BF SMS Height of irritatng sum1

Height of irritatng sum1:-
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi.

Thodi der baad.
Boy- pen hai?
Girl- nahi bola na.

Boy- pen hai pen?
Girl- nahi hai, aur abki bar p
ucha to to hathode se sar phod dungi tera.

Kuch der baad
Boy- hathoda hai?
Girl-nahi.
Boy- to phir pen hai pen?? :):)

Reply sms Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen

Its chalnge 4u ye 5 chezen h jo hm roz dekhte hai.spelling thek karna h:

>bloemi
>lanbeac
>beutghtil
>rtaslpsu@
>rirorm
kr di to jo chahoge milega.

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe

Husband & Wife Market Se Aa Rhe The..1 Ladki Ne Hello Kiya.
Wife-Kaun Thi Wo?
Hus:-Tum Plz Mera Dimaag Kharab Mat Karo Abhi sochne do Usko b to Batana Hai Ki Tum Kaun Ho

Santa banta sms Santa k tapasya se khus hokar

Santa k tapasya se khus hokar bhagwan bole VAR MANGO VATS santa- prabhu jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein waisa nahi hu... MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE