Funny sms >Life Style:>

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Agar koi tumhe patthar maare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..;)

Naughty sms: Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai! Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Naughty sms :Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai
Dard to kam hota hai!
Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai
fir
mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Joke on petrol hike Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

"Jhoom lo ya ghoom lo...!"

Maa Nu Putt Nahin Labhne- Alfaaz feat Yo To Honey Singh Full Track HD

GF BF SMS Girl Apne Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu

Girl Apne
Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu
BOY:Naheeeee
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GIRL:Abe Sun to le
Sale Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose kia hai,
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Mai teri Maa Banne Wali hu..

GF BF SMS Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend

Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend-
soniye tension na lai tu paper di,
tenu pass zarur asi karawange,
bharosa rakh tu mitran te
tenu 1-1 parchi farawange.
girlfriend-
barosa kita c main pehla v tere te,
tu insult c meri kara diti,
kanjra paper c mera history da
tu punjabi di parchi fra diti.?

Some changes in newtons theory

Some changes in newtons theory..

Socho Physics kitni easy hoti agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... . . . . . . .

Apple ki jagah Bomb gira hota...

Sala Newton wahi KHALLAS..

Vicky donor sms Teacher : "Why sperm donation is

Teacher : "Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation ..?"
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Vicky donor"Very simple madam,
"HAND" made things are always costly..."=))

Quote on life You may not be

You may not be
Perfect in many things
But..
Many things cannot be
Perfect without YOU.
Stay special in your own Little
Ways.
Good Morning:D

Husband wife sms An unmarried man writes on his

An unmarried man writes on his facebook wall -

"Wife chahiye"
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2 girls liked It
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& 140 Men Commented

" Hamaari Le Ja".

Santa banta sms SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his

SANTA buys tempo & PAiNTs his WiFE NAME at the BACK.
WiFE READs it, SLAPs him & DiVORCEs him bcoz it's WRiTTEN :-

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