Funny sms : Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga

Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga...
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Jiski maggie me masale ka pckt na nikle.:D:p

Husband wife sms Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya

Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya aap delivery ke samay bachche ke father ko apane paas dekhana chahati hain? Aurat: Nahin, un par to mere pati ko pahale se hi bahut shaq hai.

Santa banta sms Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze

Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze banayi hai jis se hum diwar ke us par dekh sakte hain.
Boss - Wow..!!! Fantastic, kya hai wo?

Santa- "MORI" =))

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar Raha Tha.
Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Saale ne use b Dosto Ko Forwrd kr diya.

Funny sms >Life Style:>

;->Life Style:>
Agar koi tumhe patthar maare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..;)

Naughty sms: Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai! Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Naughty sms :Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai
Dard to kam hota hai!
Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai
fir
mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Joke on petrol hike Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

Ab 1 bottle Petrol aur 1 bottle Beer, same rate hai!

"Jhoom lo ya ghoom lo...!"

Maa Nu Putt Nahin Labhne- Alfaaz feat Yo To Honey Singh Full Track HD

GF BF SMS Girl Apne Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu

Girl Apne
Boyfrnd Se-Mai Maa Banne Wali hu
BOY:Naheeeee
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GIRL:Abe Sun to le
Sale Tere Baap Ne Mujhe Propose kia hai,
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Mai teri Maa Banne Wali hu..

GF BF SMS Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend

Punjabi Boy to his girlfriend-
soniye tension na lai tu paper di,
tenu pass zarur asi karawange,
bharosa rakh tu mitran te
tenu 1-1 parchi farawange.
girlfriend-
barosa kita c main pehla v tere te,
tu insult c meri kara diti,
kanjra paper c mera history da
tu punjabi di parchi fra diti.?

Some changes in newtons theory

Some changes in newtons theory..

Socho Physics kitni easy hoti agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... .

agar..... . . . . . . .

Apple ki jagah Bomb gira hota...

Sala Newton wahi KHALLAS..