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Wednesday, June 6, 2012

Sharabi sms LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-mood off
DAARU-mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K sab ko Sunao;)gn

Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Funny quote on life Advise 4 life

Funny quote on life
Advise 4 life
life iz 2 short
so plz don't waste ur time in removing pendrive safely..
aise hi
khinch liya kro yaar...
:D:D:D:D

Sunday, June 3, 2012

Quote on life Dont complain about Other, change

Quote on life : Dont complain about Other, change yourself if you want peace. Bcz its easier to protect our feet with sleepers than to cover the earth With carpet

Funny sms : Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga

Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga...
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Jiski maggie me masale ka pckt na nikle.:D:p

Husband wife sms Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya

Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya aap delivery ke samay bachche ke father ko apane paas dekhana chahati hain? Aurat: Nahin, un par to mere pati ko pahale se hi bahut shaq hai.

Santa banta sms Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze

Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze banayi hai jis se hum diwar ke us par dekh sakte hain.
Boss - Wow..!!! Fantastic, kya hai wo?

Santa- "MORI" =))

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar Raha Tha.
Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Saale ne use b Dosto Ko Forwrd kr diya.

Funny sms >Life Style:>

;->Life Style:>
Agar koi tumhe patthar maare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..;)

Naughty sms: Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai! Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Naughty sms :Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai
Dard to kam hota hai!
Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai
fir
mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)