Quote on life: A Beautiful quote frm Quran...

A Beautiful quote
frm Quran...

"Kisi Ki MADAD Karte Waqt
Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho,
Ho Sakta Hai
Uski Jhuki hui AANKHE
Tumhare DIL Me
Guroor Paida Karde. Gdmrng

Sardar sms : 1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka

1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka note mila jis pe"I luv you"likha tha sardar ne kya kiya ?


Kiya kya

Sharmate hue
"I luv you too" likh kar wapas rakh diya..

Sharabi sms LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-mood off
DAARU-mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K sab ko Sunao;)gn

Funny quote on life Advise 4 life

Funny quote on life
Advise 4 life
life iz 2 short
so plz don't waste ur time in removing pendrive safely..
aise hi
khinch liya kro yaar...
:D:D:D:D

Quote on life Dont complain about Other, change

Quote on life : Dont complain about Other, change yourself if you want peace. Bcz its easier to protect our feet with sleepers than to cover the earth With carpet

Funny sms : Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga

Us insaan se jyaada badnaseeb is dunia me kaun hoga...
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Jiski maggie me masale ka pckt na nikle.:D:p

Husband wife sms Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya

Joke: Doctor (pregnant aurat se): Kya aap delivery ke samay bachche ke father ko apane paas dekhana chahati hain? Aurat: Nahin, un par to mere pati ko pahale se hi bahut shaq hai.

Santa banta sms Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze

Santa - Sir humne ek esi cheeze banayi hai jis se hum diwar ke us par dekh sakte hain.
Boss - Wow..!!! Fantastic, kya hai wo?

Santa- "MORI" =))

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar

1 Sardar Ko uska Sasur Jute Mar Raha Tha.
Aadmi-Q Mar Rahe Ho?
Sasur-maine ise Hospital Se SMS Kiya,TUM BAAP BAN GYE ho.
Saale ne use b Dosto Ko Forwrd kr diya.

Funny sms >Life Style:>

;->Life Style:>
Agar koi tumhe patthar maare To tumhara farz hai ke Tum us par phool phenko...
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Lekin..
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...Gamle ke saath..;)

Naughty sms: Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai Dard to kam hota hai! Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai fir mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)

Naughty sms :Lady 2dentist:Dant nikalwane se to pregnent hona achha hai
Dard to kam hota hai!
Destist-abhi soch lo kya karwana hai
fir
mai chair usi hisab se Set karu...:)