Santa banta sms Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai Dct-dawai khali thi Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi Doc-i mean dawai le li thi Santa-ji aapne di maine le li Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi Santa: nai dawai to laal thi Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Santa banta sms
Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Dct-dawai khali thi
Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi
Doc-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji aapne di maine le li
Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi
Santa: nai dawai to laal thi
Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha
Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife: Honey, I am just having my last beer, & I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this SMS again!'

Pappu n papa: 1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya

1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya -
KHABARDAR
Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega

















PAPPU KULFI WALA KHUD AAP KE PAAS AYEGA

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom bachey ko. Lekin vo tasveer lakhon mein bik gayi. Jismey roti ke liye vo baccha udas baitha tha.

Santa banta sms : Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya

Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya Santa: oye praji koi gal nhi main bhi apna batva bhul gaya hu ;)

Quote on life: A Beautiful quote frm Quran...

A Beautiful quote
frm Quran...

"Kisi Ki MADAD Karte Waqt
Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho,
Ho Sakta Hai
Uski Jhuki hui AANKHE
Tumhare DIL Me
Guroor Paida Karde. Gdmrng

Sardar sms : 1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka

1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka note mila jis pe"I luv you"likha tha sardar ne kya kiya ?


Kiya kya

Sharmate hue
"I luv you too" likh kar wapas rakh diya..

Sharabi sms LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE v/s DAARU

LOVE-mood off
DAARU-mood Fresh

LUV-Nind Nhi
DARU-Mst Nind

LUV-1 Date 2000/-
DARU-1 Botel 300/-

LUV-Sbki Suno
DARU-P K sab ko Sunao;)gn

Funny quote on life Advise 4 life

Funny quote on life
Advise 4 life
life iz 2 short
so plz don't waste ur time in removing pendrive safely..
aise hi
khinch liya kro yaar...
:D:D:D:D

Quote on life Dont complain about Other, change

Quote on life : Dont complain about Other, change yourself if you want peace. Bcz its easier to protect our feet with sleepers than to cover the earth With carpet