Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
!
Hakim:
Mashaalla.. Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai.

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Dia

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Hathi B Sath Chala

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Sher Ne Glass Rkha

Aur Chuhe Ko 2 Jhapad Mara

Hathi- Q Mar Rhe Ho Bechare Ko

Sher- ye Kamina roz desi peekar sabko Jungle Me Aise Hi Ghumata hai. :

Santa banta sms Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai Dct-dawai khali thi Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi Doc-i mean dawai le li thi Santa-ji aapne di maine le li Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi Santa: nai dawai to laal thi Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Santa banta sms
Doctor-tabiyat kaisi hai
Santa-pehle se zyada khrab hai
Dct-dawai khali thi
Santa: khali nai shishi bhari thi
Doc-i mean dawai le li thi
Santa-ji aapne di maine le li
Doc-bewkoof dawai pee li thi
Santa: nai dawai to laal thi
Doc-haramjade dawai ko pee lia tha
Santa-naì saab peelia to mujhe tha!!

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:

Funny sms: Worlds shortest jokes:
1) 2 Women r sitting quiet.
2) 2 cracks r playing chess.
3) GirlFriend pays the bill...

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife

Husband wife sms: A SMS sent by a Husband to his wife: Honey, I am just having my last beer, & I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am not, please read this SMS again!'

Pappu n papa: 1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya

1 admi bada sa box leke bus me ghusa or zor se chillaya -
KHABARDAR
Koi apni jagah se nahi hilega

















PAPPU KULFI WALA KHUD AAP KE PAAS AYEGA

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom

Quote on life: Ek roti nahi de saka koi us masoom bachey ko. Lekin vo tasveer lakhon mein bik gayi. Jismey roti ke liye vo baccha udas baitha tha.

Santa banta sms : Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya

Taxi wala: sir sorry main meter chalu karna bhul gaya Santa: oye praji koi gal nhi main bhi apna batva bhul gaya hu ;)

Quote on life: A Beautiful quote frm Quran...

A Beautiful quote
frm Quran...

"Kisi Ki MADAD Karte Waqt
Uske Chehre Ki Taraf Mat Dekho,
Ho Sakta Hai
Uski Jhuki hui AANKHE
Tumhare DIL Me
Guroor Paida Karde. Gdmrng

Sardar sms : 1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka

1 sardar ko raste pe 1000 ka note mila jis pe"I luv you"likha tha sardar ne kya kiya ?


Kiya kya

Sharmate hue
"I luv you too" likh kar wapas rakh diya..