Husband wife sms: Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh

Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh
aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Husband : Pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat
hai
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"DHakka...

GF BF SMS: Boy-I LUV U

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2;)

Funny sms: Strange but true duniya mein har insan

Strange but true
duniya mein har insan ka naam alag hai..
Lekin jab bheed mein hum
awaaz lagate hai..
Abe O "gadhey"..
To 20 mein se 18 log peeche mudke dekhte h..:D =))

Husband wife sms: Gunehgaar kaun???

Gunehgaar kaun???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi
"bhago
mera PATI aa gaya"
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

Reply sms Sorry ! "Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

Sorry !

"Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

"Jail me tha"

"Ek Murder case me

"actualy bike par se.

"Ek ladki ko smile de di thi
"Pagli khusi Se mar gayi.

Santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze

Santa banta sms
Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Humor on politics Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak

Humor on politics
Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak Hasne lage..
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Indira Gandhi ne poocha kya Hua...?
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Rajiv bole, "Sonia se Shaadi maine ki, bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai..."

Sms on friendship

Sms on friendship
Dear friends!

Miss You a lot...


Tum dosto ke bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise...
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Dirty picture
Radio Par
CHAL rahi ho....;)

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H

Mareez: Mujhe Ajeeb si Bimari Ho Gai H
jab Meri biwi Bolti He To Mujhe Kuch Sunai Nahi Deta.
!
Hakim:
Mashaalla.. Ye Bimari Nahi,
Tum par Allah Ki Rehmat Hai.

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Funny sms: Cheeta Bidi Pine Wala Tha Ke Chuha Aya Aur Bola-

Bhai, Chhod Do Nasha, Aao Mere Sath, Dekho Jungle Kitna Khubsurat Hai

Cheeta Chuhe Ke Sath Chal Dia

Aage Hathi Drugs Le Raha Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Hathi B Sath Chala

Aage Sher Whisky Pine Wala Tha

Chuhe Ne Usey B Kaha

Sher Ne Glass Rkha

Aur Chuhe Ko 2 Jhapad Mara

Hathi- Q Mar Rhe Ho Bechare Ko

Sher- ye Kamina roz desi peekar sabko Jungle Me Aise Hi Ghumata hai. :