‎​How do boys propose?
kneeling down and propose with a ring in hand.

how do girls propose?
i am pregnant. :p=D=))X_X:*

Humor on weather deptt

Humor on weather department:
Weather dept today sent a message to people that there is
Possibility of rain on today or tomorrow .
Qoute:" do even their children believe on weather dept? :d

Naughty sms: Santa on honeymoon to her wife:

Santa on honeymoon to her wife: Chalo pyaar karen...
Wife... Nahi mere pass maat ana... Santa kyon? ...
Wife:- nahi mujhey haath maat lagana...
Santa:- aarey mat sharmao aaj hamari shuagraat hai...
wife:- nahi main kuch nahi karungi....Mainey aapni mumy ko wada kiya hai ki shaadi ke baad yeh sab kaam chord dungi :D

Husband wife sms: Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh

Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh
aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Husband : Pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat
hai
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"DHakka...

GF BF SMS: Boy-I LUV U

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2;)

Funny sms: Strange but true duniya mein har insan

Strange but true
duniya mein har insan ka naam alag hai..
Lekin jab bheed mein hum
awaaz lagate hai..
Abe O "gadhey"..
To 20 mein se 18 log peeche mudke dekhte h..:D =))

Husband wife sms: Gunehgaar kaun???

Gunehgaar kaun???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi
"bhago
mera PATI aa gaya"
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.

Reply sms Sorry ! "Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

Sorry !

"Kush din se sms nahi kar paya"

"Jail me tha"

"Ek Murder case me

"actualy bike par se.

"Ek ladki ko smile de di thi
"Pagli khusi Se mar gayi.

Santa banta sms Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze

Santa banta sms
Kidnaper:Teri biwi mere kabze me hai,

Saboot ke taur par uski do ungliya bhijwa raha hoon.

Santa: saboot pakka nhi hai,

Mundi bhej mundi.. :) :D

Humor on politics Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak

Humor on politics
Rajiv Gandhi Swarg me achanak Hasne lage..
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Indira Gandhi ne poocha kya Hua...?
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Rajiv bole, "Sonia se Shaadi maine ki, bhugat Manmohan Singh raha hai..."

Sms on friendship

Sms on friendship
Dear friends!

Miss You a lot...


Tum dosto ke bagair Life aisi hai.
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Jaise...
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Dirty picture
Radio Par
CHAL rahi ho....;)