Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki
Judge: kya hua?
Santa: Meri padosan ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia
Judge: Ab tu kya chahta hai?
Santa: Badla

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google:

"How to handle a wife"


Google search result:
"We are also searching..!!

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale.
Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.
1saal baad wahi aurat sach me mar gayi. Sab log RAM NAAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rahe the, lekin uske pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi.
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KHAMBA BACHA Ke
KHAMBA BACHA KE..

‎​How do boys propose?
kneeling down and propose with a ring in hand.

how do girls propose?
i am pregnant. :p=D=))X_X:*

Humor on weather deptt

Humor on weather department:
Weather dept today sent a message to people that there is
Possibility of rain on today or tomorrow .
Qoute:" do even their children believe on weather dept? :d

Naughty sms: Santa on honeymoon to her wife:

Santa on honeymoon to her wife: Chalo pyaar karen...
Wife... Nahi mere pass maat ana... Santa kyon? ...
Wife:- nahi mujhey haath maat lagana...
Santa:- aarey mat sharmao aaj hamari shuagraat hai...
wife:- nahi main kuch nahi karungi....Mainey aapni mumy ko wada kiya hai ki shaadi ke baad yeh sab kaam chord dungi :D

Husband wife sms: Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh

Wife:Agar main mount everest pe chadhun toh
aap mujhe kya doge ?
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Husband : Pagli, isme pucchne wali kya baat
hai
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"DHakka...

GF BF SMS: Boy-I LUV U

Boy-I LUV U
girl-sorry me kisi or se pyar karti hu.
Ladka udas ho gaya phir achanak bhagne laga or bola
Teri mummy ko Btaunga.
Girl-Ruk Ja kamine i LUV U 2;)

Funny sms: Strange but true duniya mein har insan

Strange but true
duniya mein har insan ka naam alag hai..
Lekin jab bheed mein hum
awaaz lagate hai..
Abe O "gadhey"..
To 20 mein se 18 log peeche mudke dekhte h..:D =))

Husband wife sms: Gunehgaar kaun???

Gunehgaar kaun???

PATI aur PATNI so rahe the.
Achaanak,
PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi
"bhago
mera PATI aa gaya"
PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya.