Public Toilet me Likha Tha 'DUNIYA

Public Toilet me Likha Tha 'DUNIYA Chand par Pahunch Gayi aur Tu Yahi Betha hai?'
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Santa ne niche Likh diya-'Bas Dho k ja raha hu, Waha pani nahi hai na':;)

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?

Dr: Tum Pagal Kaise Huye?
Pagal- Maine 1 Vidhva Se Shadi
Ki,
Uski Jawan Beti Se Mere Baap
Ne Shadi Kar Li.
... Is Tarah Mera Baap Mera Damaad
Ban Gaya aur Meri Beti MeriMaa
Ban Gayi,
Unke Ghar Beti Huyi To Wo
Meri
Behan Huyi, Par Main Uski Nani Ka Shohar
Tha
Isliye Wo Meri Nawasi Bhi
Huyi, Isi
Tarah Mera
Beta Apni Dadi Ka Bhai Ban Gaya or Main
Apne Bete
Ka Bhanja Aur Mera Beta Apne
Dada Ka Sala Ban Gaya aur
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Dr: Chup Kar Sale Mujhe
Bhi Pagal
Karega Kya ?

Husband wife sms: Wife Pyar se: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho

Husband wife sms: Wife Pyar se: Aaj koi aisi bat kaho ki mai khush bhi ho jaun aur naraaz bhi
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Husband: Tum hi meri Zindagi ho,aur lanat h aisi zindagi par..

Quote on life: The search for happiness is one of the main

Quote on life: The search for happiness is one of the main sources of unhappiness!
Accept life the way it comes!
You ll find happiness in every moment u live.
Gud Nite.. !!:D

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki

Santa banta sms Santa: Maine apni lyf main itni besati nahi mehsua ki
Judge: kya hua?
Santa: Meri padosan ne mujhe nahate hue dekh lia
Judge: Ab tu kya chahta hai?
Santa: Badla

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Sardar sms : Sardar : Dubai me sab kuchh Free hai Taxi, hotel, khana, pina, yaha tak ki SEX B.! friend : wow! Tu kab gaya tha.? Sardar : Me nahi meri WIFE gayi thi......!ge

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google

Husband wife sms: A Husband was searching these words on Google:

"How to handle a wife"


Google search result:
"We are also searching..!!

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale. Raste me arthi khambe se takrane

Husband wife sms: Ek aurat coma me chali gai.Uske Ghar wale murda samjh kar jalane chale.
Raste me arthi khambe se takrane se aurat ko hosh aa gaya.
1saal baad wahi aurat sach me mar gayi. Sab log RAM NAAM SATYA HAI bolte ja rahe the, lekin uske pati ki zuban pe ek hi baat thi.
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KHAMBA BACHA Ke
KHAMBA BACHA KE..

‎​How do boys propose?
kneeling down and propose with a ring in hand.

how do girls propose?
i am pregnant. :p=D=))X_X:*

Humor on weather deptt

Humor on weather department:
Weather dept today sent a message to people that there is
Possibility of rain on today or tomorrow .
Qoute:" do even their children believe on weather dept? :d

Naughty sms: Santa on honeymoon to her wife:

Santa on honeymoon to her wife: Chalo pyaar karen...
Wife... Nahi mere pass maat ana... Santa kyon? ...
Wife:- nahi mujhey haath maat lagana...
Santa:- aarey mat sharmao aaj hamari shuagraat hai...
wife:- nahi main kuch nahi karungi....Mainey aapni mumy ko wada kiya hai ki shaadi ke baad yeh sab kaam chord dungi :D