Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types...... If you're below 18 pls don't scroll forward >:/ ......

Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in a Bollywood Movie is like appearing for B.Com exam after topping in CA FINAL X_X =D =))

Funny ryme :Yasomati Mom"se

Funny ryme Yasomati Mom"se
Talking Nandlala
Radha Q fair
Im Q Kala
Boli smiling Maiya
Listen mere lala
Wo City ki Gori
&Tu Village ka Gwala
Isliye Kala.gn

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store:
GIRL: do U have the book called 'GIRL-THE REAL INTELLIGENT'.

The Sales BOY replied:
"Sorry MAM , Jokes Dept is AT 1st Floor.
HA HA HA..

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-
"SUNO ji,aaj se aapke bina mai ni or mere bina aap ni"

4 saal baad wohi biwi:-
"KUTTE ruk ja,aaj ya to tu ni ya to main ni"

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

SAnta- krta to bhot h par papa ji rasgulle gin k jate h isliye choos k rakh deta hun

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony.



Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm beating you .. :)

Movies of college life:- *Classes:- Kabhi Kabhi

Movies of college life:-

*Classes:- Kabhi Kabhi
*Attendance:- Hera Pheri
*Class room:- No Entry
*Teacher:- Khiladi 420
*Vacation:- Masti
*Exam:- Evil Dead
*Examiner:- Don
*Exam Time:- Qyamat Se Qyamat Tak
*Friends During Papers:- Hum Aapke Hai Kaun
*Viva:- Encounter
*Course:- Godzilla
*Cheating:- Lagey Raho Munna Bhai
*Question Paper:- Ek Peheli
*Answer Sheet:- Kora Kagaz
*Marking:- Andha Kanoon
*Result:- Sadma
*Pass:- Chamatkar
*Fail:- Devdas

Santa banta sms Santa ki maa: 20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Na Hui

Santa banta sms Santa ki maa:
20 Saal Tak Meri Koi Aulad Na Hui

Press Reprter:
fir Apne kya kiya?

Maa=Fir Me 21 Saal ki hui to Papa Ne Meri Shadi karai
"Fir Ja k SANTA Hua"

Tip Of the Day- Zindgi....! Ek Cigrate Ki

Tip Of the Day-

Zindgi....!
Ek Cigrate Ki Tarah Hoti Hai....


Enjoy Karo...Warna

Jal To
Rahi Hi Hai..!

Political humor : 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria

Political humor : 1 Pinjre me 50 Bandaria or
1 Bandar Tha.

Shart thi ki jo 1 minute me Bandar ko pehchan lega usey $10,000 milenge.

1st: Obama gaya Par fail ho gaya.

2nd: Bush gaya lekin nakaam raha.

3rd: Manmohan gaya Or 10 second me Bandar le aaya ,

Sab hairan.

Manmohan: Pinjrey Me maine kaha Hamare Raaj me India ne khoob tarakki ki hai"
to unme se Ek Hi bola: Ghanta...Baba ji ka :p

GF BF SMS: Girlfriend khana khate hue boli

GF BF SMS: Girlfriend khana khate hue boli:
Ye tumhara kutta mujhe
bahut der se ghoor q raha
hai??
?
?
Boy: Tum jaldi se
khana kha lo, wo apni plate pehchan gaya hai;)