Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega

Husband wife sms: "SUKH" Aadmi ko utna hi milega..,
Jitna Usne Punya kiya hoga, Lekin
"SHANTI" Utni hi Milegi Jitni Uski Biwi ki Marzi Hogi. :)

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshi

GF BF SMS: Govt. Kehti h ki ladki k padhne se ghar k 4 log shikshit hote h...

Koi ye puche, ki uske college jane se jo 40 ladke fail hote hai...
uska kya?

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why

Naughty sms: santa: Tera birthday kab hai? Banta: Next week, but why?
Santa: Tujhe Parde gift karne hein. Teri wife ko tere ko pyar karte dekh dekh ke bor ho gaya hu.:$
Banta: Tera Birthday kab hai?
Santa: Next month, but why?
Banta: Tujhe Durbeen gift karni hai. Taaki tu dekh sake ki Wife kis ki hai.

GF BF SMS: Boy asked god"Y does she love a rose wich dies

GF BF SMS: Boy asked god"Y does she love a rose wich dies in a day and nt me who die for her everyday.!"God replied"Wat a dialogue man..Upload it on facebook..!"

Naughty sms: Ad on Punjabi channel.. SCENE

Naughty sms: Ad on Punjabi channel..
SCENE: Villain trying to rape a girl, tears her kurti but fumbles with her salwar. He's unable to un-tie or break the naada.
Ad's background voice takes over.. "Thwaadi maa di..... Thwaddi bhen di..... ijjat de rakhwaale.. "KUKKU NAADE" !!!

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types

Naughty sms: OK guys this one is a "Fall off your Chair" types...... If you're below 18 pls don't scroll forward >:/ ......

Sunny Leone doing bold scenes in a Bollywood Movie is like appearing for B.Com exam after topping in CA FINAL X_X =D =))

Funny ryme :Yasomati Mom"se

Funny ryme Yasomati Mom"se
Talking Nandlala
Radha Q fair
Im Q Kala
Boli smiling Maiya
Listen mere lala
Wo City ki Gori
&Tu Village ka Gwala
Isliye Kala.gn

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store

GF BF SMS: GIRL in a book Store:
GIRL: do U have the book called 'GIRL-THE REAL INTELLIGENT'.

The Sales BOY replied:
"Sorry MAM , Jokes Dept is AT 1st Floor.
HA HA HA..

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-

Husband wife sms: Shadi k fero me LADKI:-
"SUNO ji,aaj se aapke bina mai ni or mere bina aap ni"

4 saal baad wohi biwi:-
"KUTTE ruk ja,aaj ya to tu ni ya to main ni"

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

Husband wife sms: , Cstmer-Tmhari dukan mithai ki h to tmhara dil mithai khane ko nhi krta?

SAnta- krta to bhot h par papa ji rasgulle gin k jate h isliye choos k rakh deta hun

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the

Husband wife sms: Wife: whenever I sing classical why do you stand in the balcony.



Husband: To ensure that our neighbours don't think I'm beating you .. :)