Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Hope you remember its Daddy's birthday tomorrow..!!! :)

Happy Janmashtami

Happy Janmashtami : gokul me Krishna ji kare niwas, Gopiyon sang jo rachayein raas, Dewki aur Yashodha jinki maiya, aise humare Kishan Kanhaiya.Jai Shree Krishna. Shubh Janmashtami

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade sadhu se pucha- baba ladkiya set nhi hoti h kya karu?

Sadhu-(chote sadhu se) 1 chatai aur laga bhai k liye

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student-MeowTcher-Lion?Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah......Tcher: haramjado I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!! :D

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko He kyun Rakhte Hain.

Madam : Kyunki,Ek To Unhein Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai aur Doosra Ghar Jaane ki Jaldi Bilkul Bhi nahi hoti.......X_X

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF-Im at"BankGF-I need 30000Rs 4 Blackbry & 5000Rs 4 haircut.BF-Sorry, I mean I was at d"Bank of a River...machhi khaegi machhi?";)

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao K Bachcha Na Ho.
(janhit me jaari........... by Veteran khiladi N D Tiwari)

Humor on politics: When Shushil

Humor on politics: When Shushil kumar sinde was working as power minister than 19 state suffer power outage and went in world longest dark hour... Promoted to security minister and pune had a serial bomb blast.. Looks like another promotion is pending now :)

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai
advance me meri taraf se sweekar karo RAKHI.
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Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saa

Funny Sms on power outage: Wife to doctor:- docter saab docter saab, jaldi chaliye mere pati ko current log gaya hai...
Docter to wife:- pehely to rab ka sukar karo madam...









Aapke ghar main bijli hai :)

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec

Sardar sms : Is saal 12-12-12 tarikh aayegi or 12 baj ke 12 min 12 sec pe jab,
12-12-12-12-12-12 hoga to..
By God..
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"Sardar to Kohram hi Macha Denge!" :D