Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

7 Figure Ki Salary

6 Figure Ki Bachat

5 Bedroom Ka Ghar

4 Wheel Ki Gaadi

3 Week Ki Vacation

2 Pyare Bache

1 Goongi Biwi.

JAI HIND: 15 Aug aa raha hai

15 Aug aa raha hai
Mai Gandhi ji ki photo jama kar rahi hu.

Plz ghar mei jitne bhi
50
100
500
Ya
1000






ke NOTE he muje de do, purana v chelega.JAI HIND!

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Happy independence day:Dear Pakistan,

Hope you remember its Daddy's birthday tomorrow..!!! :)

Happy Janmashtami

Happy Janmashtami : gokul me Krishna ji kare niwas, Gopiyon sang jo rachayein raas, Dewki aur Yashodha jinki maiya, aise humare Kishan Kanhaiya.Jai Shree Krishna. Shubh Janmashtami

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade

GF BF SMS: 7 chatai pr 7 sadhu baithe the 1 ladke ne sbse bade sadhu se pucha- baba ladkiya set nhi hoti h kya karu?

Sadhu-(chote sadhu se) 1 chatai aur laga bhai k liye

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student

Naughty sms: Tcher-Dog?Student-Bow Bow!Tcher-Cat?Student-MeowTcher-Lion?Student-Aah Aah Aah Aaah......Tcher: haramjado I said LION, Not 'Leone'..!! :D

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda

Husband wife sms: Assistant: Madam,Aap Office Mein Shaadi Shuda Aadmiyon Ko He kyun Rakhte Hain.

Madam : Kyunki,Ek To Unhein Beizzati Sehne ki Aadat Hoti Hai aur Doosra Ghar Jaane ki Jaldi Bilkul Bhi nahi hoti.......X_X

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF

GF BF SMS: GF-Wer r u?BF-Im at"BankGF-I need 30000Rs 4 Blackbry & 5000Rs 4 haircut.BF-Sorry, I mean I was at d"Bank of a River...machhi khaegi machhi?";)

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,

Humor on politics: Chicken Aise Pakao K Kachcha Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao K Bachcha Na Ho.
(janhit me jaari........... by Veteran khiladi N D Tiwari)

Humor on politics: When Shushil

Humor on politics: When Shushil kumar sinde was working as power minister than 19 state suffer power outage and went in world longest dark hour... Promoted to security minister and pune had a serial bomb blast.. Looks like another promotion is pending now :)

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai

Funny rakhi for bhai log: Bhai
advance me meri taraf se sweekar karo RAKHI.
.
.








(-_-)
/ /
(. (. /\\
) . ( //
/ v ) #
/ / /
\ \ \ .Sawant:d