Reply sms : 2 electric engine were

Reply sms : 2 electric engine were moving in opp. Direction-one from east to west n d othr frm west to east. A wind blowing frm north to south. In which direction was d smoke frm d respective trains blowing.

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi

Husband wife sms: Pati-Ye kya,tum 1 or suit le ayi? Abi parso hi to..
Biwi-gusse me
kya kaha? Kya parso kya?
Bolo

Pati-Nhi parso B 1 hi layi thi, aj 2 le ati.

Naughty sms: History sir was on

Naughty sms: History sir was on leave.So science sir was askd to set d paper.The very 1st Q shocked students Q-1. Describe Jhansi Rani with a neat diagram & label the parts.

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh m

Santa banta sms: Santa introduces his family 2 his frnd :yeh meri biwi,GOOGLE KAUR,ek sawal pucho das jawab deti hai..yeh mera beta, FACEBOOK SINGH, ghar ki har baat muhalle tak pahuchata hai...aur yeh meri beti, TWITTER KAUR, pura muhalla raat din follow karta hai ise

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

Humor on politics: Best SMS of the year:

"Kya Ye BHRASHTACHAR kuchh le de ke khatam nahin ho sakta ??

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke

Humor on politics: Gandhiji ne 1 Begunah admi ko Vakalat karke Fansi se bacha liya

Admi-Jab Aap nhi honge tb Begunaho ko kon bachayega?

Gandhiji-
meri PHOTO wala KAGAZ ka TUKDA

Naughty sms: 1 girl to another: kal

Naughty sms: 1 girl to another: kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se mar raha tha."
2nd girl: "tu dar mat agar sapne sach hote to me roz subah PREGNANT Hoti

Punjabi sms: Bus vich 1pregnant

Punjabi sms: Bus vich 1pregnant lady"jammu"ja rahi si,
conducter boleya,aunty ik"jammu" ya Do "jammu"
Aunty boli, hramjadeya ik hi"jammu"par tere jeha kanjar na 'jammu"...

Examiner- ye kon si bird h,

Examiner- ye kon si bird h,
iski tange dekh k btao?
Stdnt-Sir,i dnt knw...
Exmr-tm fail ho gye ho,wat is ur name?
Sdt-le meri tang dekh k likh le..:p:p
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Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

Husband wife sms: Har AADMI Ka Sapna :

7 Figure Ki Salary

6 Figure Ki Bachat

5 Bedroom Ka Ghar

4 Wheel Ki Gaadi

3 Week Ki Vacation

2 Pyare Bache

1 Goongi Biwi.

JAI HIND: 15 Aug aa raha hai

15 Aug aa raha hai
Mai Gandhi ji ki photo jama kar rahi hu.

Plz ghar mei jitne bhi
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ke NOTE he muje de do, purana v chelega.JAI HIND!