Happy Navratri

Maa Durga Aapko ApneAsht Bhujao SeSukh,Shanti, Swasthya,Shakti,Sampda, Satbuddhi, Sarlta,Safalta,Pradan Karen !JAI MATA DI.
Happy Navratri.

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya kahu?
Bahar khada Santa ka BAAP bola- Beta,ek baar "MAA" keh de baaki main sambhal lunga.

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....
Because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.:DGud aftrnoon:D& hav an awesome day:D

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad in dis world but thinking makes it so... what people call'SUFFOCATION' in a local train, becomes'ATMOSPHERE' in a Disco!!:) true..

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for ye

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for years."

Keep the HEART always happy whether it is 'yours' or 'others'..... Gud mrng.

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
An sms seems to be small,but a sending heart remembers U a lot..
Gudaftrnoon:D

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?
Beta:6,7
Baap:waah Hoshiyar h tu to..
Bolo uske baad..?
Beta:8,9,10
Baap:arre waah. fir..?
Beta:Gulam,begam,Badshah..:p:D

Quote on life: Having Lips and Not Using Them To SMILE, is

Quote on life: Having Lips and Not Using Them To SMILE, is like Having A Million Dollars In The Bank And Forgetting The Account Number.

So Keep Smiling:)
Gud aftrnoon:D

Quote on life: Relations never break, we just reduce communication

Quote on life: Relations never break,
we just reduce communication,
Relation once made can't be broken
Hearts r always connected and the care doesn't fade.!
Gudmorng:D

Husband wife sms: BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye

Husband wife sms: BV apne shrabi pati ko sudharne k liye kale kapde pahen kr ghar k bahr khadi hui

Pati:Tum Kon

BV:Chudail

Pati:Haath mila
Mai teri behen ka pati

Funny sms: Kya Pata, Main Na DeKh Paun Kal Ka SuraJ

Funny sms:

Kya Pata,
Main Na DeKh Paun Kal Ka SuraJ,

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Ho SaKta H kl Sara Din Barish Ho..
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Tum Log To Bus JAAN Le Lo Meri :p :D