Friendship sms: ''*."*."*." *."*."*." Kehte Hai Achhe Log upar

Friendship sms: ''*."*."*." *."*."*." Kehte Hai Achhe Log upar Ja Kar Sitare Ban Jate Hai, Magar Hum Kehte Hai Acche Sitare Gir Kar Aap Jaise Dost Ban Jate Hai.

Friendship sms: There exists a place at every corner of dis

Friendship sms: There exists a place at every corner of dis world where almst all frnds recommend d other one to visitN dat place is commonly known as "BHAAD";):p

Husband wife sms: Marriage is a workshop..........how

Husband wife sms: Marriage is a workshop..........how ??????? o_O






Coz in marriage husband works & .....

Wife shops B) :D

Boy friend girl friend sms:

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: call me shona
Girl: shona babu

B: nai nai.. call me sweetheart
G: swthrt..

B: are col me honey..
G: honey

B: gadhe ki bachi col kr mje
G: oh ok ok..;)

Happy Navratri

Maa Durga Aapko ApneAsht Bhujao SeSukh,Shanti, Swasthya,Shakti,Sampda, Satbuddhi, Sarlta,Safalta,Pradan Karen !JAI MATA DI.
Happy Navratri.

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya

Naughty sms: Santa Dulhan se-Tum itni sunder ho, main tumhe kya kahu?
Bahar khada Santa ka BAAP bola- Beta,ek baar "MAA" keh de baaki main sambhal lunga.

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....

Quote on life: "People who hate you are just the confused admirers....
Because they can't figure out the reason why everyone loves you.:DGud aftrnoon:D& hav an awesome day:D

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad

Quote on life: There is no gud or bad in dis world but thinking makes it so... what people call'SUFFOCATION' in a local train, becomes'ATMOSPHERE' in a Disco!!:) true..

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for ye

Quote on life: "The Heart is the only machine that works without any repairing for years."

Keep the HEART always happy whether it is 'yours' or 'others'..... Gud mrng.

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere

Quote on life: A raindrop may look too small,but somewhere a thirsty flower wait for its fall.
An sms seems to be small,but a sending heart remembers U a lot..
Gudaftrnoon:D

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?

Father son sms :Baap:Beta 5 k baad kya aata h?
Beta:6,7
Baap:waah Hoshiyar h tu to..
Bolo uske baad..?
Beta:8,9,10
Baap:arre waah. fir..?
Beta:Gulam,begam,Badshah..:p:D