Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.
Banta rushed home angrily and aftr some time, cum back n slapped Santa:u fool, he is not my friend

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby,wife , husband, Sweety, Son,Sister, Daughter,Lover,heart, Enemy,brother, teacher, frnd,mom, dad)snd this to ur frds. rply

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality..
Its an art of saying that i remember u in
"My First Minute Of Day...!!":D

Gud morning Hav a Nyc Day...:D

Pappu n papa: Photographer studio me pappu se

Pappu n papa: Photographer studio me pappu se:"Meri taraf dekho beta is camera se kabutar niklega."Pappu: "Focus adjust kar gawaaro wali baat mat kar, Portrait Mode use kriyo Macro ke saath, High Resolution may pic aani chaiye warna paise nahi milenge SAALA . kabutar nikalegaa" !!! :p

Boy friend girl friend sms: Log kehte hain kaash..Padhai pyar ki

Boy friend girl friend sms: Log kehte hain kaash..Padhai pyar ki tarah hoti,apne aap ho jati!.Hum kehte hain ki kaash..Pyar padhai ki tarah hota,parents maar maar k karwate!