Naughty sms: 1 bachcha muskurata hua paida hua

Naughty sms: 1 bachcha muskurata hua paida hua
Nurse-kyun hans rahe ho?
Bachche ne mutthi kholi aur
unwanted -72 ki goli dikhakar bola
Jaako rakhe saiyaan maar sake na koi..

Sharabi sms :In plane after some drinks-

Sharabi sms :In plane after some drinks-

British-I will sleep now.

American-I want to do some work nw.

German-I will relax now.

INDIAN - Aaj tera Bhai Plane Udaayega!! .=))=))

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.

Naughty sms: Santa:ur friend is kissing your wife in the house.
Banta rushed home angrily and aftr some time, cum back n slapped Santa:u fool, he is not my friend

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby

Reply sms: Next life I am Ur___________, (Baby,wife , husband, Sweety, Son,Sister, Daughter,Lover,heart, Enemy,brother, teacher, frnd,mom, dad)snd this to ur frds. rply

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Quote on life sms: "Never hold your head

Quote on life sms:

"Never hold your head high with pride or ego..Remember, even the winner of a gold medal gets his medal only when he puts his head down"..Gudevng:D

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality

Flirty sms: Saying good morning is not a formality..
Its an art of saying that i remember u in
"My First Minute Of Day...!!":D

Gud morning Hav a Nyc Day...:D