Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to god that evryone should have a friend like you.....
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why should only i suffer!!;)
GudMorng:D

Flirty sms : Boy- U Look Exactly

Flirty sms :

Boy- U Look Exactly Like My Wife.
Girl- Oh.
What's ur Wife's Name?
Boy- Im Not Married Yet!
Moral- Learn New Methods 2 Propose.

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy:
Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Girl khush ho k:
Janu i love you.

Boy:
USTRA :p

Ganji krunga bandriya,
Mere b jue kar di tune :(

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club
every member knows the password of club,
the man hide himself beside the wall & tried to listen password,
a member came , watchmen said 'twelve' the member reply' 6 '. Watchman open the door,
another member came , watheman said 'six'. Member replyed 3 . Watchman open the door.
MAN THOUGTH HE HAVE GOT THE PASSWORD, HE WENT TO DOOR , WATCHMAN SAID' EIGHT' MAN REPLYED 4
WATCHMEN DID'NT OPEN THE DOOR
WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD.??
THINK AND REPLY ...
REPLY MUST

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.
"Imagine I m in jail, kya lagta h kaun sa crime kiya hoga? ";)
rply m waitng. .

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart, I broke Her Apple

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart,
I broke Her Apple iphone 64 Gb

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Baaki Tum khud Hi Hisaab Laga Lo k kaun zyada Roya Hoga".

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u? 1 busy person

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u?
1 busy person
2 Sweet Heart
3 Gud luking
4 True helper
5 cool person
6 Lazy
7 Cute
8 Emotional
9 Baby
10 flirt
11 irritating reply must plz....,

Sardar sms: Height Of

Sardar sms: Height Of Sardarism......Sardar Searching for Trial Room in a ............Shoe Store..

Tv addiction: Din Rat TV k addiction

Tv addiction:
Din Rat TV k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha k,


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BIG BOSS Chahte Hain Ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal jaye...!!;)

Quote on life sms: "Being special isn't always

Quote on life sms: "Being special isn't always a requirement 4 being close.
it just takes sum thoughts & memories 2 feel d presence of someone who is missng.
:)

Friendship sms: U r strong as rum, as as wine,

Friendship sms: U r strong as rum,
as as wine,
as risky as whisky,
as sophisticated as vodka, n believe me yaar i m totally talli on u, buraaahhh....