Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.? SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.?
SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGAI C. ?
BANTA:Kedi.?
SANTA:"BAARI BARSI KHATTAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR, BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHHE KURI DA YAAR.?
Banta:Fir tan maar paine hi C.
Santa: mainu ta sirf maar hi payee hai, jehra nachiya C ooda parson bhog hai.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money

Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

It gvs Books but nt Mind.

It gvs Luxuries but nt Happiness

So
Transfer it to My Account
I'LL HANDLE IT;)GN

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to god that evryone should have a friend like you.....
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why should only i suffer!!;)
GudMorng:D

Flirty sms : Boy- U Look Exactly

Flirty sms :

Boy- U Look Exactly Like My Wife.
Girl- Oh.
What's ur Wife's Name?
Boy- Im Not Married Yet!
Moral- Learn New Methods 2 Propose.

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy: Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Boy friend girl friend sms: Boy:
Dekho Main Tumhari zulfon k liye kya laya h0on,

Girl khush ho k:
Janu i love you.

Boy:
USTRA :p

Ganji krunga bandriya,
Mere b jue kar di tune :(

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club

Reply sms:A man wanted to enter a club
every member knows the password of club,
the man hide himself beside the wall & tried to listen password,
a member came , watchmen said 'twelve' the member reply' 6 '. Watchman open the door,
another member came , watheman said 'six'. Member replyed 3 . Watchman open the door.
MAN THOUGTH HE HAVE GOT THE PASSWORD, HE WENT TO DOOR , WATCHMAN SAID' EIGHT' MAN REPLYED 4
WATCHMEN DID'NT OPEN THE DOOR
WHAT WAS THE PASSWORD.??
THINK AND REPLY ...
REPLY MUST

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.

Reply sms:4wd to ur friends nd get funny replies.
"Imagine I m in jail, kya lagta h kaun sa crime kiya hoga? ";)
rply m waitng. .

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart, I broke Her Apple

Boy friend girl friend sms: She Broke My Heart,
I broke Her Apple iphone 64 Gb

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Baaki Tum khud Hi Hisaab Laga Lo k kaun zyada Roya Hoga".

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u? 1 busy person

Reply sms: Who is ....... 4 u?
1 busy person
2 Sweet Heart
3 Gud luking
4 True helper
5 cool person
6 Lazy
7 Cute
8 Emotional
9 Baby
10 flirt
11 irritating reply must plz....,

Sardar sms: Height Of

Sardar sms: Height Of Sardarism......Sardar Searching for Trial Room in a ............Shoe Store..

Tv addiction: Din Rat TV k addiction

Tv addiction:
Din Rat TV k addiction ki wajah se Exam me fail Hone par papa ne sirf itna kaha k,


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BIG BOSS Chahte Hain Ki Aap Ghar Se Nikal jaye...!!;)