Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Luv - To make u Weak.

Vodka - To make u feel Strong B)

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Frnds - To Pick u up when Both of d above make u Hit d Floor.

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai
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Yeh sunte hi mai uski aankh pe "MUKKA" mar k bhag aaya ! :-


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Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe ho, tumhe sharam nhi aati..?
santa-janab tusi ta roz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke marr jana chahida hai.....

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem, never say: " O God, I have a big problem!"but smile and say:"Hey problem,I have a big God".. :DGudevng

Quote on life sms: "Talk with someone who makes happy, But

Quote on life sms: "Talk with someone who makes happy, But
Talk more with someone who can't be happy without you!! Feel the difference" Thats life....!
Gudnyt:D

Reply sms: Only smart people can answer this

Reply sms: Only smart people can answer this



if 3+a = 5
7+a = 9
5+a = 7





what is' a' in equation,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Santa banta sms: Boss-mere liye ek shisha le ke aao

Santa banta sms: Boss-mere liye ek shisha le ke aao
Jisme main aapna muh dekh saku
Santa : nahi mila sir
Sab shisho par mera hi Muh
Dikhai de raha tha.

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.? SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich

Santa banta sms: BANTA:Tenu Aini maar kyon payi.?
SANTA: Kal BRAAT vich BOLI GALAT PEGAI C. ?
BANTA:Kedi.?
SANTA:"BAARI BARSI KHATTAN GAYA C KHAT KE LEANDI TAAR, BHNGRA TA SAJDA- JE NACHHE KURI DA YAAR.?
Banta:Fir tan maar paine hi C.
Santa: mainu ta sirf maar hi payee hai, jehra nachiya C ooda parson bhog hai.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

Friendship sms: Dont Trust Money

Bcoz it gives Bed but nt Sleep.

It gvs Books but nt Mind.

It gvs Luxuries but nt Happiness

So
Transfer it to My Account
I'LL HANDLE IT;)GN

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to

Friendship sms:Whn i open my eyez every morning i pray to god that evryone should have a friend like you.....
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why should only i suffer!!;)
GudMorng:D

Flirty sms : Boy- U Look Exactly

Flirty sms :

Boy- U Look Exactly Like My Wife.
Girl- Oh.
What's ur Wife's Name?
Boy- Im Not Married Yet!
Moral- Learn New Methods 2 Propose.