Friendship sms: What is SMS ?

Friendship sms: What is SMS ?
S: Sara

M: Muft da

S: Syapa



Je na kro ta kanjus
Je kro ta vehle..
Je bhej do ta Purane si..
Je na bhejo ta tusi ta wade log ho ji..

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life

Quote on life sms: The importance of a good person in your life is like the importance of your heart beats..
Though they are not loud..
They silently support your life.
hv a grt evng:) ahd

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:

Quote on life sms: Awesome lines by Charlie Chaplin:
"u need Power,
only when u want to do something Harmful,
Otherwise Love is Enough to get everything done..!!"

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the ek ka naam tha apun aur

Naughty sms: Ek kutiya k do pille the
ek ka naam tha apun aur
dusre ka naam tha sapun
ek din sapun mar gya to ab kutiya ka dudh kaun piyega haso mat yaar jabab do.

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-

Funny sms: Mujrim ne apne pathan vakeel ko kaha :-
" koshish karna umar quid ho phansi na ho....
vakeel :- tum chinta mat karo
court k baad
mujrim :- kya huaa ?
pathan :- bahut mushkil se umar quid karwai , aadalat toe riha kar rahi thi ..............

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se

Happy Diwali :Laxmi ji viraje apke Dwar, Sone-Chandi se bhar jaye apka Ghar-Baar, Jeevan mein laye khushiya Apaar,Shubhkamnayein hamari kare sweekar *Happy Diwali* Vipul Tandon, Deepti, Vikhyat, Aakashi

Husband wife sms: Husbnd-Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya

Husband wife sms: Husbnd-Raja Dashrath ki 3Raniya thi
Wyf-To?
Husbnd-To me 2shadiya or kr skta hu.
Wyf-Draupdi ka naam suna h?
Husbnd-Tu b na!
pagli dil pe le leti h:):D

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Friendship sms: U need 3 Things in ur Life:

Luv - To make u Weak.

Vodka - To make u feel Strong B)

&

Frnds - To Pick u up when Both of d above make u Hit d Floor.

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai

Friendship sms: Wo kehti h LADNE se "MOHABBAT" badhti hai
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Yeh sunte hi mai uski aankh pe "MUKKA" mar k bhag aaya ! :-


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:D:)

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe

Santa banta sms: judge to santa-tum 3rd time adalat main aa rhe ho, tumhe sharam nhi aati..?
santa-janab tusi ta roz he aande ho tuhanu ta dubb ke marr jana chahida hai.....

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem

Quote on life sms: Whenever u r faced with a difficult problem, never say: " O God, I have a big problem!"but smile and say:"Hey problem,I have a big God".. :DGudevng