Santa banta sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying

Santa banta sms: Santa: My wife died yesterday. I'm trying to cry but tears are not coming out, what to do?
Banta: No problem. Just Imagine she came back. Gudaftrnoon:D

Quote on life sms: Dont worry about your reputation

Quote on life sms: Dont worry about your reputation worry about your character.
Reputation is what people think you r.
Character is what you r.

Santa banta sms: Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.

Santa banta sms: Teacher: Tum Log Roj 8 Ghante Soya Karo.
Santa : Impossible Sir!
College Sirf 6 Ghante Ke Liye Hota Hai!

Santa banta sms: Santa Electric Shop Me-:

Santa banta sms: Santa Electric Shop Me-:
2 Pankhe Dena 1 Ladies Or 1 Gents.
Salesman: Pankho Me Ladies Or Gents Nhi Hota

Santa:Kaise Nahi Hota
Ek Bajaj Ka De Or Ek usha ka

Sardar sms: 1 mahila train se utri,usne Srdar sepuchha

Sardar sms: 1 mahila train se utri,usne Srdar sepuchha ye kon sa station hai?Srdar hasa,jor jor se hasa,fir haste huye bolaPagal, ye railway station he"

Quote on life sms: Most lovely msg ever sent-

Quote on life sms: Most lovely msg ever sent-

Some one asked God:
Wat is the difference b/w God, Allah, Ishwar & WaheGuru?

God replied: the same as in Mom, Ammi, Maa & Bebe!

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Santa banta sms: Santa Bijli office fone krke bola: light band kr do

Bijli wala:Q sir?

Santa :Wo yar mere dimag me 1nayi mast
wali gaali aai h, wo tumko deni hai :p

Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....

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;,, "=="

"EK ONKAR"
SATNAAM WAHEGURU.
Happy Gurunanak Jayanti.....
.

Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha

Naughty sms: 1Admi Ka Gala Khrab Tha
Wo Raat 3 Baje Dr. K Ghar Gya
Dard Ki Waja Se Dhire Se Bola- Dr. Hai?
Uski Biwi Usse B Dhire Se Boli
Nahi Hai Aajao.. :p

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year .. Since he's been gathering the best with

God seems to be planning for making a blockbuster this year ..
Since he's been gathering the best with Him..

Cast : Dev Anand, Rajesh khanna , Shammi Kappor, Dara singh,

Director : Yash Chopra

Singer : Jagjit singh,

Comedian : Jaspal Bhatti

Godfather : Balasaheb Thackeray

Producer & Financer : Ponty Chadha

And recently the Villian : Kasab:)